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Daft Expressions That People Come Out With...
I still hear that now !!!!
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8/Mar/2008, 8:17
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Daft Expressions That People Come Out With...
lol, it ain't true though is it... I drank 4 cups of coffee nd then watched 'Castaway' - and I always get upset when he loses his chum 'Wilson' -
I skriked.
Stil didn't stop me peeing though!
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Here's one that's nearly as good as the game:
"You'll NEVER guess who I've just seen!"
Now I cheat at this... I keep the person on video surveillance and I don't even have to guess - I KNOW who they've just seen by viewing the footage!
Anyhow... I digress...
When someone want a response from you and they say:
"I'll give you three guesses"
Now how cr*p's that?
It's hardly a genie giving you three wishes is it?
Wouldn't it be better than to give 'three possible answers' instead... kind of a multiple choice?
And anyhow - a 'guess' is an estimate... a supposition... a 'possible outcome' - so it's not really something that can be 'given' now is it?
By heck - I'm looking TOO deep into this... I'd best take a couple of paracetamol and beggar off to bed!
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I like your observations!
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2/Jun/2008, 9:45
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Aye - I love owt like this - and I'm a b*gger for a lot of daft stuff myself - it's funny though to see what people come out with...
"Well I never"
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Never what?
And: "I wasn't born yesterday".
Well if you were, yer doing well to be talking at such a young age eh?
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I love some of the one's Billy Connolly pointed out, like "I'll make you laugh on the other side of your face" ! LOL
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Re: Daft Expressions That People Come Out With...
Hi there- just discovered this forum- very much tickles my sense of humour.
I don't know if this a Yorkshire thing- I've lived here for erm about 15 years now, but they call a fish and chip shop a fish shop, so if you want to buy some raw fish etc, you go to the "wet fish shop" which always kinda cracks me up. To me a fish shop means this "wet fish" lol and a chip shop for the fried variety.
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Yep - 'Wet Fish' has also made me lol a few times... have you heard of 'Henry Root'?
If not, have a look on 'Google' for it - and for 'Root Into Europe' - he introduces himself thusly:
"Henry Root - Wet Fish!"
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LOL
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