… Been back to look up the word 'cack' - don't ask!
Here's one that had me tittering...
Cack means sh*t in Lancashire. It comes from the Flemish kakken=to sh*t. Centuries ago, Flemish weavers were imported to Lancashire.
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in my back where I do my cack
I'm Popeye the sailor man.