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10/Jul/2007, 19:17
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SusanB
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Dear Dr Beergut
My boyfriend wants to be in a band but he is not very bright, he has no talent, and no musical ability at all, is there any hope for him.
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11/Jul/2007, 7:18
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Yes - he sounds like a drummer.
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11/Jul/2007, 7:30
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Julie Anders
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Dear Dr Beergut
My boyfriend wants to be in a band but he's a complete piss head that gets drunk and makes a fool of himself in public, he's so embarrising, he has no idea of style, absolutely no idea of self control and lives in a fantasy world of his own, Is there any hope for him ?
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11/Jul/2007, 7:43
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Yes - He'll be a singer.
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11/Jul/2007, 7:46
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Dear Dr Beergut please can you tell me if there is anything you can do with cyleteritos as a bass player i suffer with this quite alot. I have been told to take relentless please help
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11/Jul/2007, 22:43
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Hi Lil, cyleteritos is a condition that effects the scalp of bass players causing their hair fall out and leaves them so severely and grotesquely deformed that it is hard to look directly at them!, it is incurable but symptoms can be relieved with a very small glass of relentless
followed by 20 to 25 pints of guinness -and a kebab on the way home - good luck.
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12/Jul/2007, 20:34
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He is awful these days, the only pleasure he gets is from drinking relentless, him and his mate were such fun a couple of weeks ago, but now I think they need a damn good booze up on stage like the good old days, the drummer looks stressed the whole time, are those two giving him a hard time.. he looks so worried when the other two are sober, please help them Dr Beergut.
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12/Jul/2007, 21:21
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Hi Linda - It may seem very easy in this day and age to turn to drink when all is not going well but let me tell you that drink is not the answer . . . . . . let's not forget the fantastic stress relieving qualities of hard drugs and pornography, a great alternative to being drunk and great for the waist line too.
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12/Jul/2007, 21:53
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Dear Doc I get these funny feelings every time i see the band my head starts thumping my foot starts tapping and my stomach starts turning is it the music or a bad currie on the way to the gig awaiting your reply need to get this fixed b4 next time
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11/Aug/2007, 9:58
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