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Shot and a Beer?
sit down....and take the load off!
Talk about anything you like here; politics, music...or even just share jokes!
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 JOKE TIME - "The Closet"
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In a few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet now"
=D :) =D :D =D
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3/1/2006, 9:05 pm
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Margarita Time?
Welcome to all W Off LINE friends!
=D :oops: :escher: :p
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Re: Shot and a Beer?
Wheres thae bar hiding ?
I could do with a cold one right about now- It's time to celebrate!
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GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
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Re: Shot and a Beer?
I'll have one of those 3-2-1 Margaritas.
3 parts tequilla
2 parts cointreau
1 part lime juice
salted rim
No blenders
And you know what else?
I ask my bartender to put it in one of those tall tumbler style glasses. They have the same volume as the wide bowl on a stem type things and it is much less tipy. The only problem with that is you get less salt.
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 Margarita....
Coming right up! and in one of those tall tumbler style glasses...SIR! Much less tippy that way. And as you can see I also have one here for Cowgirl, Scarlett and BalloonShopGirl. If some other folks show up I'll make another batch... :D ;)
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Re: Shot and a Beer?
Now that's service with a smile. :)
And here's a tip - Don't pet a burning cat.
Thanks.
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3/3/2006, 8:03 pm
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Re: Shot and a Beer?
It's close to St. Pat's so I'm looking for a delicious Blackberry Guinness.
I'm also very impressed with those yummy looking Margaritas!
Don't know if I have a tip as useful as Skokey's - wait a minute, I do - Don't let your cat play with matches!
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3/3/2006, 9:02 pm
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 Guinness
Here you go BSG! Nice to meet you in (virtual) person! Thanks for bringing all the green balloons!
:escher:
any requests for tunes?
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Re: Shot and a Beer?
How about "A NATION ONCE AGAIN"
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