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Rattlesnake Gal wrote:

Forgot to say that you did a great job and it looks good. Thank you.
(One of these days I'll finish my Celtic knot RG)

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Balloonshopgirl wrote:

Sorry I skipped out last night too early - didn't realize we were so close to breaking the record! I was on my way to the pub.

That thingie in the Guinness is called a "rocket widget" and the cans have em' and the tall bottles, but not the shorter bottles (because they are lame).

Last night, we ended up at a place that didn't have Guinness - can you believe it? They offered us GREEN AMSTEL LIGHT instead! What blasphemy! I ended up having a green martini and if I see another one again it will be too soon.

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Murphy had never been seen in church in his life, and the priest nearly
collapsed in shock when Murphy walked through the door for Mass one
Sunday.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy. "I'm so glad ye decided
to join us today, Murphy," he said. "But I'm curious. What was it that
brought ye here?"

"I got to be honest with ye Father," Murphy replied. "A while back I
lost me hat, and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn
had a hat just like mine, and I knew that McGlynn come to church every
Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take that hat off 'is head
during Mass and figured he'd leave it in the back of church. So, I was
going to leave after communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I see that ye didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind?"

Murphy said, "Well, after I heard yer sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
decided that I didn't want to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile. "Ah, I see," he said. "After I
talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ye decided ye'd rather do without
yer hat than burn in Hell, eh?"

Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after ye talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left the thing in
the first place."

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