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whiner
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Phew i'm glad its her and not me.
Just imagine the stigma being thought of as an aussie poof.
Good job you bestowed that honour on a sheila because she already wears knickers and a bra so she'll fit right in down the pub with the rest of the crossdressing fraternity you call fellow citizens.
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I see ozzies still havent learned to speak proper english.
Just a point,don't we English use the word 'Mate' ?
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Whiner, wearing "knickers and a bra so she'll fit right in down the pub" ... are you saying that Fagashlil has a sense of humour? Great, because once a year we have a theme night called the "Hooker's Ball" where anything goes and a great time is had by all!

And bobmoans ... you're confusing the verb with the noun again! I meant "a Mate" not "to mate". But then again, at the "Hooker's Ball" ...

And to both of you ... I take it you dislike Fagashlil ... 'tis a great pity, because he likes you!!!! emoticon

Cheers - Louc55
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Ok lets try and type slowly so an Aussie can understand.
Lil is a sheila you nonce,and 'mates' in england(stemming from times long before Australia was discovered) as in shipmate etc is used regularly in the motherland.

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Listen,we all know Aussies are gay sheep shaggin homo's,you lot spend so much time in the bush even abbo's look pretty.
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Oh, I see!

Shipmates as in "Your turn in the barrel?" "Friggin' in the riggin'?" I fully understand, but please don't be too upset. Help is available for you via a 24-hour help-line. Take webbytheone with you.

And my apologies to Fagashlil ... no offence intended sweetheart, you are even more welcome in Australia now, since we found out you're not a hairy bloke!!!!

Cheers and have a great day! Louc55
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And no response from Fagashlil ... perhaps the thought of being an Australian for a month is too exciting!

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It was the Aussie prisoners who were also shipmates,is that what turned them all gay?
Did the old prison ships also carry sheep for their pleasure?
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You forget, Bobbie my lad, that at the time the transportees were shipped to Australia, they were still Englishmen. As such, any perversions and woollen receptacles carried to the new country were for the use of your English kinfolk.

After a period of time, once they realised the error of their ways, they settled down and became Australians. Of course, as in any society, there were some throwbacks that retained their English characteristics, such as the love of English sheep! We call them 'Mops', or 'backward Poms'! After a few generations, most of the bad traits have been bred out.

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Aha thats where the misunderstanding is.
All the Aussies i've spoken to told me they became Australian Citizens only after they had performed sodomy on a sheep,thus being now as bent as a nine bob note they could no longer call themselves English
My bad
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