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webbytheone
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When the prisoners were put on the ships going to gay land, they were told it was an offical aussie custom to shag a sheep, and for any hope of parole depended on your performance.
The aussie ship mates were more than willing to give demostrations and technical advice gained over many generations, mostley passed down from father to son.
In fact aussies are hoping to get in entered into the olympics as a national sport.
Have you ever noticed that when you call an aussie a sheep shagger that big smile on their face.
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2/6/2009, 4:26 pm
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London Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Webbytheone, a big hairy English lad and wannabe Lions rugby player, who was responsible for mucking out the Zoo's cages. Webbytheone, like most Poms, often spoke of his ample ability to satisfy any sex partner, be they male or female. So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Webbytheone was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five hundred pounds? He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over very carefully.
The following day, Webbytheone announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
'First,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kiss her.'
'Secondly, you must never ever tell anyone about this, as it may tarnish my reputation.'
The London Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
'Well,' said Webbytheone, 'You'll have to give me another week to come up with the 500 pounds.'
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Re: Free at last
You're just jealous ya sheepshagga
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2/9/2009, 3:45 pm
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webbytheone
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Louc55, you should look for a good looking sheep, you dont want to kiss a ugly one, speaking of ugly, hows the wife doing these days.
And i never worry about what anyone thinks about me, as i always say, it could be worse i could be an aussie.
As for paying for sex, well thats not the first time i have done that, ask your mum.Mind you i only gave her a fiver, and she gave me change for a twenty Which was great i was only expecting 4.50
I hear you have 3 kids now.one of each.did your wife ever find out who the farthers are.
Anyway my friend!!!!!!!! the world knows all aussie men are homos and sheep shaggers end of story.
As for fagashlil, you would like her, she takes it up the arse too.so how about a bit more respect.
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2/12/2009, 8:24 am
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"Louc55, you should look for a good looking sheep, you dont want to kiss a ugly one" ... I certainly dont!
"speaking of ugly, hows the wife doing these days" ... How would I know how your wife is? I don't live with her!
"And i never worry about what anyone thinks about me, as i always say, it could be worse i could be an aussie" ... Don't think so, you wouldn't pass the IQ test. After all, it starts at 40 and goes up from there!
"As for paying for sex, well thats not the first time i have done that, ask your mum" ... She told me about this Pommy bloke that used to be a patient in the nut house where she worked, insisted on paying 50p to have a wank in the corner!
"Mind you i only gave her a fiver, and she gave me change for a twenty Which was great i was only expecting 4.50" ... Yep, that's the fellow. Mum said she used to give him change in Monopoly money, and he was too dumb to realise.
"I hear you have 3 kids now.one of each" ... Yes, adopted kids from New Zealand, Australia and America.
"did your wife ever find out who the farthers are" ... Nope, never did. That's the thing with adopted kids, you take them in not knowing really where they came from but love them all the same.
"Anyway my friend!!!!!!!! the world knows all aussie men are homos" ... as in Homo Sapiens, yes
"and sheep shaggers end of story" ... Sheep shaggers end of what story?
"As for fagashlil, you would like her, she takes it up the arse too" ... Where else would you put a suppository? In your ear?
"so how about a bit more respect" ... How can you possibly respect a bloke that pays 50p to jack off in the corner of a padded cell in a nut house?
Cheers Louc55 
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