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Any of you farmers mma fans like me and have an opinion of the lesnar couture fight comeing up? I train some and am the announcer for a local ameture fight group so i enjoy mma fights.
28/10/2008, 12:56   
 
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 Randy is a favorite to watch, that's for sure but he's getting a little old. I may be biased but I prefer George St- Pierre. I used to like wrestling, but when mma came along it's difficult to watch such a farce(wrestling). You can pick a mma fellow out of a crowd by his sexy ears that's for sure. If it wasn't for my age and my ears and maybe my soft but ever so large nose, I would definately be in there like a dirty shirt.
28/10/2008, 14:32   
 
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 I doubt that many will respond to this thread, most sound like candies to me. The only violence they know is the pounding of a key board. ( This might flush some out ). The darn wusses. emoticon emoticon
28/10/2008, 14:41   
 
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MMA, is that when two sweaty, half naked men are grapling each other in positions some would find more suitable to individuals of opposite genders? and they're surounded by a game fence so they don't risk falling out of the "ring" and hurt themselfs. half of the "fighters" seem too chicken to stand up and fight and hence spend most of the time crawling around on the floor in all kinds of obscene positions and if a fight would happen to start looking like a fight than the ref can't wait to stop it. emoticon
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I grew up sparring with my 3 year older brother several times a week for over ten years and I played ice hockey and did all kinds of other sports. @ 250 lbs I think I can hold my own better than most so if you like to play, your welcome to visit, I'll be happy to play with any of you. emoticon
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Brock lesnar is a huge guy, very strong, but he hasn't got the class or experience of the natural. Brock was making a real mess of Frank Mir before he got caught in a submission, could be a real interesting fight.
28/10/2008, 23:00   
 
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 Holy smokes Broa, if you are 250 and those other munchkins are BIGGER, then there ain't no way you're gonna get sweaty and roll around with this finely tuned specimen. Heck, the three of you couldn't catch me in the cage, I'd be bouncing off the walls and running in circles, you'd suffer whiplash just trying to follow my catlike movements.
  Goodness, that was fun, now about your weeping problem or lack of, it's OK to cry. Several years ago I watched a movie that made me cry like a baby for several minutes. I hadn't cried since I was a kid. I think that really messed me up, now I cry every second day about something. I just think about my dad or look at the kids and start tearing up. Do suppose I'm going through menopause? Macho manly type menopause that is.
  I thought you UK blokes would be yapping about Mike Bisping, or is he just a young sire to you.
29/10/2008, 5:24   
 
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. the three of you couldn't catch me in the cage, I'd be bouncing off the walls and running in circles, you'd suffer whiplash just trying to follow my catlike movements.

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well Broa I am 6 ft 300 lbs and in fairly decent shape except for my stomach where the bee stung me and it swelled. LoL I think i could put up a good fight and i have trained in the mixed martial arts world and fighting is not just standing up because its a known fact that 75% of all fights go to the ground. So the sweaty grapling can come in handy. In the begining of the UFC the graplers / Brazilian jiu jitsu guys dominated any of the strikers. As for the fight i think experience is going to outstand the power of brock.
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  I think many of you jokers should visit my snuggle bunches board. Now are you guys just, lets say, big boned or a little pudgy. There seems to be a growing number coming out of the closet tipping the scales between 250 and 500 lbs. Now if you are demanding dairiness from your cows, maybe you should practice what you preach. Take Synergy there for example, him and his brother together must tip the scales at 250 soaken wet. Mind you they work like friggin dogs. The poor little fellas.
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I am a big believer in dairy strenth not just dairyness lol.
29/10/2008, 18:28   
 
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225 and am convinced that Brock Lesnar would tie me up into a pretzel and rip out my spleen through my nasal cavity.

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29/10/2008, 18:55   
 
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Apart from odd expressions like "dairy strength" and "snowman" I can not follow this thread at all...MMA?!?...and who the hell is Mike Bisping anyway?

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225 and am convinced that Brock Lesnar would tie me up into a pretzel and rip out my spleen through my nasal cavity.



exactly the reason why I would never go anywhere near the octagon without the company of my friends mr Smith and mr Wesson emoticon

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That is the reason that I only announce and dont do the fighting that way i can say i have been in the cage just not lying flat out in it counting tweety birds.
30/10/2008, 0:57   
 
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Pontiacs own nimble Ninja...Mayjay. Did I read right when I saw "catlike movements"?
Wow you just made my day!
30/10/2008, 3:39   
 
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MMA?!?...and who the hell is Mike Bisping anyway?



Mixed Martial Arts

Mike 'The Count' Bisping is a British MMA fighter, Scouser, nobody in america can understand a word he says but he lets his fists and feet do the talking most of the time!
30/10/2008, 16:18   
 
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 Yeah, you read it right, and remember those cat like movements the next time I'm sneaking up on you with a semen tank in each hand.
30/10/2008, 16:30   
 
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personaly i tip the scales at 205 and can take punches to the head like no other i can out last any one.
30/10/2008, 17:12   
 
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Mike 'The Count' Bisping is a British MMA fighter, Scouser, nobody in america can understand a word he says



Scouser?...neither would I...


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Thought the only ones that had to worry about you Pontiac fellas sneaking up on them were the sheep?

6'4, 300. Lost about 25 lbs since I finished university football (in Quebec, no less).

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 Anything about sheep belongs in the cute butts section. I seriously believe we should put a Cowtalk tug of war team in the next olympics.
3/11/2008, 17:13   
 
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But... but.... we might miss the women's beach volleyball!
4/11/2008, 3:01   
 
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 Tonight the night , or did I miss it? I'm cheering for Randy if it's tonight, if it's over I might change my mind.
15/11/2008, 18:58   
 
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Missed it last night....What happened?
16/11/2008, 14:45   
 
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Lesnar won in two. They talked about on the radio this morning. TKO

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17/11/2008, 2:20   
 
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 That's too bad, I think he's a real *eckerhead. I watched quite a bit of the hype programming up to the fight, and he didn't seem like a very nice guy. Unless of course they were portraying his image that way. He was brought up on a dairy farm so he does have that going for him.
17/11/2008, 4:09   
 


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