Claudette Ferguson
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Nookie Green (rated PG)
An Irishman went to confession at St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father", he confessed, "it has been two weeks since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice in that time." The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's." Soon thereafter, an Italian man entered the confessional. "Father, it has been a month since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green five times since then." The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say ten Hail Mary's." Before long, another Irishman entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green two or three times a week since then." This time, the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green, a new woman in the neighborhood?" The sinner replied that it was indeed a new woman. "Very well," sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
At mass the next Sunday, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front row. Her dress was very, very short, and she wore 4 inch heels. The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman sat with her legs spread ever so slightly apart: just enough to see that she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?" The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just the way the light is shining on it through the stained glass window."
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Curly Raye
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2/28/2009, 10:25 am
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