Claudette Ferguson
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I think you're the father of one of my kids...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of One of my kids.
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has Ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper From my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with All my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm Your son's teacher.'
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10/4/2007, 10:53 am
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Claudette Ferguson
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Re: I think you're the father of one of my kids...
Reply from a friend:
"That never happened to me. No really! I swear!
When I took my son to first grade I was standing face to face with his teacher, Mrs. Ford, when he got behind me and bit me on the butt.
I lunged forward with the lower part of my body, coming close to giving poor ol' Mrs. Ford the 'hunch' of a lifetime.
He's 30 now and still thinks it's funny."
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10/4/2007, 1:59 pm
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