Avaren
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forgot the condom
A man was in a long line at Tesco. As he got to the register he
realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she
could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his
pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,
was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have
some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...
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> "Cleanup, Register 5"
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High Dragon
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That was very good thank you for making me laugh.
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1/8/2009, 4:56 am
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