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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14 Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Forward this to every one you can remember .

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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 40

Looks like a list for over 60 to me...lol

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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 40

 emoticon As long as I am getting some I am happy.

What we were talking about?

CRS? emoticon

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Nice list.......lol

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 :omg: Plans to make posts all over the web.

Guess someone is crying I better go see. emoticon

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Would that have been me?? ouch...

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Awwww Rushman! ((hugs))

I love that list Dy! emoticon

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Believe me, I hate broken bones....

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I so wish I was 40...lmao

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you won't when you get there Jason..lol

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