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Demlotcrew
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The Story of MY Life ...
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>When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
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>When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
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>decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
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>In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
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>Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
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>time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
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>stability.
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>When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
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>was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
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>became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
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>excitement.
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>When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
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>her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
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>anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
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>often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but
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>directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
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>When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
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>planted firmly on the ground. She was so ambitious that she was
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>mad and wanted everything I owned.
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>I am now older and wiser, and I am now looking for a girl with big tits.


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Jhonno
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