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Hi Drizzt.
 
Here's my views of what I thought were the highlights of DVD #1. It took a week to get through when I found time. One clip would crash my Windows Media Player every time and I never watched it (to say nothing of pissing me off). Just a glitch I guess. Will get to the other 2 disks soon I hope.
 
Jimbo
 
I didn't get much out of the comics on this one.
 
I like the .txt synopsis descriptions of what is happening in the video clips! To make them real good, NAMES of the actresses would be nice. :-)
 
A nice open mouth scream from the evil blonde (in black lingerie) as she burns up in CHARMED- SHE'S A MAN, BABY.
 
The tall brunette lesbian vampiress in CHARMED- BITE ME is right up my alley! She gets lots of screen time before a force missile gets her between the breasts and she burns/explodes. (I have nothing against burning and exploding, but would rather see something left and not just vaporized.)
 
The CRASH DIVE clips seem to be in another format (.avi?) that doesn't allow quick click jumping in my Windows Media Player like .mpgs. Elena D. is something to see however!
 
CRIES OF INNOCENCE is easily the best Bound Heat vid of the 5 I've seen, with a tall, extra busty brunette warden vamping through it all. Still, the BH vids all have a "sameness" that needs some new blood (and sets!). The warden's death scene was VERY short, like "before-after" with no gasping, splashing, wide eyes and open mouth that should have been there. She deserved "better". ;-)
 
The CRYING FREEMAN babes are great, especially in 5 and 6.
 
Amazon Dawn Anne Billings is terrific in VIRTUAL COMBAT. She's a wowser!
 
The villainess in the red leather jacket in DERAILED also played the wicked queen in the recent SUMURU movie. (And she wasn't so easily killed as in this one... a long F-F fight!)
 
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? crashes my Windows Media Player every time. Did not view.
 

EVIL TOONS was a fun romp good to see again, with Monique Gabrielle, Michelle Bauer, **** Miller and the rest of the F.O.Ray art players. A couple of DVD dropouts, but nothing annoying.
 
ILSA, HAREM KEEPER was great to see in DVD quality. But I missed seeing the 2 sex explosion scenes and Ilsa's final (non fatal) rewards.
 
The DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER description is there, but I don't find the clip.
 
Too bad the DVD widescreen of THE SILENCERS didn't show Nancy Kovak's butt like the VHS version did.
 
THE WRECKING CREW clip is missing.
 
Nice henchwoman in REDLINE. Wish the fight lasted longer.
 
ROWDY GIRLS: "unknown error" unable to play in WMP.
 
SAVAGE BEACH clip is missing.

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Drizzt,

Thanks for the reply. I'll look for those "missing" clips on the other 2 DVDs where you say they are located.

I sent you this "review" via e-mail since I thought you might not want everybody to see my criticisms. Hats off to you for posting it yourself, unedited.

I really think the DVDs (I've still only watched the first one) are worth the money even with the few glitches I mentioned! I still have dial-up and only rarely download scenes from the web because it takes so much time.

Any idea why my WMP balks when trying to play that DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR clip? All the rest open OK. Some of the other clips are bigger, so it can't be the size.

Thanks again.

Jimbo

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Hi Drizzt. Here's my review of #2.
 
DVD 2
 
Nice to see the Crying Freeman comics. I didn't understand it, but...
 
I first saw BATTLE OF THE AMAZONS in the mid-70s. I have 3 different language versions on tape and they are all different cuts, one with a missing scene. This print is good, but like THE SILENCERS has the bottom and top cut off too much.
 
BEVERLY HILLS COP 2: Ahhh... you're just jealous of Jurgen. LOL!!
 
BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF: even with your description, it doesn't make much sense.
 
DO OR DIE: gotta love Ava Caddell! But she rates higher than a Volkswagen. The clips seemed kind of jerky on the Sidaris movies.
 
DRACULA 2000: ho hum. Didn't think much of the casting or the rest.
 
ENEMY GOLD: "The plot is unsually coherent for an Andy Sidaris movie." Is that what's wrong with it? I thought it was made by his son Drew? Other than Julie's sword dance, it was a loss. I miss Dona Speir.
 
FAREWELL MY LOVELY: I never was much of a fan of Charlotte Rampling, tho a good death scene. So sue me. Mitchum was past his prime also. It pales in comparison to MURDER MY SWEET with **** Powell and Mike Mazurki which I caught on Turner Classic Movies last week.
 
FIT TO KILL: Dona Speir was getting tired it looks like. And only a Sidaris babe would wear spike heels in an inflatable boat.
 
FROM PEKING (or whatever they call it now) WITH LOVE: This was on the first DVD too.
 
GOKU THE MIDNIGHT EYE: Very strange. Are they running out of good ideas?
 
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII: The one with the snake....who does more than Lori, unfortunately.
 

The Bond clips are good quality.
 
NINJA SCROLL snake lady has a good ending.
 
ONCE UPON... MEXICO: not bad but would never be one of my favorites.
 
PHOENIX THE WARRIOR: seen many times, if for nothing more than jiggle. The big punk blonde with trident and net would be hotter if the fight was more enthusiastic.
 
PICASSO TRIGGER: a classic! Great effects. You should have kept the villain's "Easy come... easy go" remark in.
 
POST IMPACT: a pretty kewl villainess ending! But it would be better if she were alive/conscious when she gets the icicle skewering.... the way it is, she didn't even feel it. BTW, an icicle is the perfect untraceble weapon... when it melts, there's nothing left.
 
SAVAGE BEACH: Teri's wonderous torpedos are the highlight here.
 
SIN CITY: artsy-fartsy colored B&W like a Japanimation manga. Interesting photography; non-existant story interest.
 
SKYSCRAPER: Mein gott! I wouldn't even try to make ANS an actress... or put a gun in her hand. On the other hand, her shooting the bad girl in the back was the most sensible thing I've seen in a movie in a long time.
 
SLAVES OF THE REALM: The villainess (while not physically imposing) has great potential. Unfortunately, the script gives her unwanted "fair play" breaks in her fight with Rena, which creates sympathy for her, a no-no, IMO. The henchgirl is just a wannabee... miscast. She has no evil I can feel.
 
SPAWN: Ahhh. Ms. Clark is more like it! ;-) The old "AMT Back-Up in the garter" trick. At least she has the safety on. This one makes the mistake of having me cheer for her when she is up against the so-called hero who I cannot identify with.
 
THE CROW: Nothing noteworthy for me here.
 
THE TOXIC AVENGER: I hadn't seen this one in years, but it IS hilarious/crazy! All I remembered was the bad girl's bare ass roasting on the sauna rocks after masturbating to the gory pictures. Still great.
 
TRUCK TURNER: What a waste. All that black and white pussy and NO interracial lesbian scenes or catfights to the death.
 
US SEALS 3: They never got it going with the not-too-alluring bad girl this time. They did it better with Ms. Crawford in "2"... better looking and a catfight to the death.
 
X3123 FLIGHT FROM HELL: Is this a Jess Franco picture? (With Howard Vernon in another of his varied characters.) At least some lez play in this one. Right up my alley. But the villainess's end was rather abrupt.

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Hallo,

finally I've watched it all and most of it met my interest.
Besides I've learned how they dub movies in other countries - without spending money and talent for synchronisation -, that even in an ice cold "Post Impact" world the temperatur will never sink so low that the girls are wearing shirts under their anoraks, and that a series called "Charmed" may be worth watching.

Maybe I can give you some interesting facts about "Brotherhood of the Wolf". I've read a book written after the original screenplay: The role of the beast keeper's daughter (the "witch") was planned to be much shorter. When Mani (Mark Dacascos) was shot, he fell forward and accidently stabbed her to death. At this point of the story, she may not be considered an "evil babe" at all. But attacking Fronsac made her one and her death scene right before the final fight made her look like the top villainess. But it makes it a bit unlogical that her father jumped sides without asking what happened to his daughter. In the original script she was practically a victim of the bad guys, so it's clear why he joined the good ones.
The "gypsies" are called militia or wolf hunters. In the book several females are mentioned, but the german term "Wolfsjägerfrauen" leaves it uncertain whether they where female hunters or just the wives or girlfriends of the men. Only one of them fought Mani and was knocked out with two punches to the sternum. None was part of the final showdown, so the hero had not to kill any women.

While "U.S. Seals 2" is a good example that placing parts of movies at the web benefits the owners of the rights (after seeing pictures of Sophia Crawford at the Femmegore Forum, I've got interested and finally bought the DVD), "U.S. Seals 3" is an example for the opposite. After seeing Daisy Lang, a boxer (who once fought Regina Halmich) and a professional bodyguard (who once protected the First Lady), it looks like something worth buying too. After watching the scenes at the Evilbabes DVD, I'm not wasting money for it. (I guess it's not Daisy's fault.)

Too bad that Naida Albright was in only one of Andy Sidaris' movies. An athletic girl without silicon tits would have been an enrichment for these flicks.

Have I missed something in "Sex Siege"? What happend to the second "Tank Top Henchwoman"?

Finally some suggested movies for coming editions:
-Chill Factor (feat. Hudson "Callisto" Leick)
-Decoy (Charlotte Lewis may be the best hitwoman ever.)
-Oblivion/Badlands (feat. Musetta Vander and a whip)
-She shoots straight aka. Lethal Lady (tough and evil Agnes Aurelio receives a hell of a beating from Joyce Godenzi)
-Sumuru (the original)
-Supermen vs Amazons (Isn't this a sequel of Battle of the Amazons? At least it's more funny.)
...and wasn't there a real movie featuring a woman-motorcycle-cyborg (as seen in "Goku the Midnight Eye")?

That's all for now.

Thanks again
Stefan

(P.S.: The Comics are great too.)

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