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Full Moon Funnies
Halloween Funnies Here 
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Once in a while you get shown the light In the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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Re: Full Moon Funnies
 free ~ cute
In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in
a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and
lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way
home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin
is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I
thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,
and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?"
he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching
police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor
approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I
walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor.
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
looked me straight in the face and said.....
"A pumpkin? ..... ****...is it midnight already?"
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Re: Full Moon Funnies
Q: What do you call a Ghost in a torn sheet ~
A: A holy terror 
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What did papa Ghost say to baby Ghost ~
Fasten your Sheetbelt, lol
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What's a Witches favorite Subject....
Spelling :)
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Re: Full Moon Funnies
What kind of ghost haunts a hen house
A poultry ~ geist 
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