zoomxp
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 Two Chimps and a Blonde............
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to Sydney ?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back who have to be taken to the Taronga Park Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of Sydney when suddenly he was stunned to see the blond woman; she was walking down the street holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to her. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now we're going to the pictures.
   
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LadyDy
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I liked it... Hello Zoom good to see you and your cat here.
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Oct/23/2007, 12:50 pm
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Dy, Squeakycat69 likes it here too. 