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Lal Ulrich
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Pictures That Scream "CAPTIONS!!!"
I found most of these rooting through the pages and pages of the Metallipics thread.. and these captions just came to me.
EDIT: I amended some of these so they're better.
New favourite Lars pic.. *dies*
What do you think? Does black spandex work with cocaine-white sneakers?
LETS HAVE A LITTLE KISS DAAHHHLING… I promise I wont suck your face off.
Wooo… Hottest Jason pic evvarr..
Metallizombies..
James: GRUNNGG GNNGHHH GNNGHHRGHHG...
Kirk: DUDE! Being a zombie is so0o0 Lovecraft...
Lars: *thinks about eating brains*
Jason: I have no idea what's going on.
Kirk: Dude that is so hardcore.. but I’m hungover.. so I’m just gonna make the metal sign and then go back to bed.
MY DAD COULD KICK YOUR DAD’S ASS!!
I love you man!
Kirk and James had opened up a reverse strip bar, and were enjoying every minute of it.
Lars *thinking* WHO THE **** IS THAT ****IN **** ON MY ****IN DRUMS *whispers* “Shh Rob, I’m gonna give him the wedgie of a lifetime..”
OK this is just confusing.
OK ****ERS not funny anymore… Let me GO!!!
What I wouldn’t give.. to be a part of that lovely catfight right now.. Ron is insanely hot.. Am I the only one who thinks so?
Lars: *thinking* Thank God I still have my shirt on.. Axel would so outgun me..
Slash: Um, so, is he joining our band, or what?
Axel: *looks really hot for the camera*
(Rob got pied on his 40th B-day.. ahaha)
PEACE!! *thinks* Oh wait, is that metal?
Jason: Ok so, Kirk.. We’re NOT going for Taco Bell later?
James: Ahahaa.. *YO QUIERO TACO BELL*
Kirk: NO! Orange juice is enough for you!
Lars: I have no idea what’s going on.
This was just too funny not to bump up again.
Lars: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
James: *catching a girl’s eye in the crowd* Ohh… Hey baybaahhh
Kirk: *whispers* James.. I feel kinda.. constipated..
Jason: I’m … so… metal??
Jason: BOB! Commere a minute! Noohoo, we promise we wont pull any tricks..
James: *looks hot and remains silent*
Lars: Yes, Bob, come.. I promise I don’t have a super soaker behind my back filled with tomato sauce..
Kirk: I have no idea what’s going on.. but.. umm.. VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Jason: James, so what is with that shirt you got there?
James: You see, Jason. It represents our transition between the intrinsic darkness and melancholy of the Justice and Black albums, reflecting that we have embraced new ideas, styles, modes of dress, and the like… my dressing like a complete emo tard circa 1996-1998 attends to this perception of the loss of our “metalness” as it were. Which is a complete falsehood, you understand. *chuckles*
AMERICA KIKZ AZZ DUDERZZ!!!!
Bob: Naw, come 1991, bottled water was no longer percieved as homosexual. Hahaha.
HAWT metal boyband! Y0!
James: Nowaymannn.. y0uRe thE oNe that’s bat**** drunk..
Lars: Get your hands off me… NOW.
Kirk *randomly copies James*
Jason: Oh these children of mine…
Jason: WHY DON’T I GET MY OWN BOTTLE?
Other guys: Pfft. Baby.
Jason: I’m sad because James stole my horse.. *sniff*
Kirk: *takes a drag* HEY THIS ISN'T CRACK!
Lars: I need an Evian. Right now.
James: Am I the only one who belongs here?
Bob: METAL UP YOUR… (can I say “ass” on television?)
James: YEAH RAIDERS UP YOUR ASS!!
Lars: *hangs head in shame* I sold my jersey for a case of beer…
Kirk: I have no idea what’s going on.. *copies James*
“And then I popped him RIGHT in the nose!!”
Kirk: Yeah we’ve heard this one before
Lars: *yawns*
NOBODY MOVE! I just lost a contact lens!
I work for them! Really!
"At least Kirk thinks you're cool." (It’s Tony Smith, former tour manager and editor of So What)
Lars wants YOU to STFU!!!
AAUGHHH I JUST STUBBED MY ****ING TOE!!
OH MY GOD HE’S GIVING US A METALLIPEN!
IT’S MINE!
NO IT’S MINE!
(Wait, that's a drumstick..)
HMMM? Where are all the cows?
The only thing I don’t like about this picture, is that I’m not in it.
…………………..There are no words for this. I have failed to come up with a caption. I guess he just aint trying anymore.
I guess they’re practicing their guitar licks. Ha.
Ridiculously hot Jamesness.
Kirk's infamous stint as a gangsta rapper.
Kirk: If anyone makes a joke about this banana, I’m going to scream
James: *suppresses laugh* heh hehe hehe BANANA… 
Lars: Commere, you big lug..
Jason: *tries to get away, while looking hot for the camera*
Rob: Yo YO Y0 biznatches!! W0rd to y0 mutha!
James: What did he just say?
Lars: I. Just. ****ing. Got. Out. Of Bed.
Kirk: Be nice, wave for the camera, that’s it..
Lars: *thinking* Should I, or shouldn’t I..?
Batman socks. A Monkees t-shirt. Tiger print britches. White socks with black spandex pants
This my friends, is the ultimate example of BAD metallifashion.
Only in Japan.
Last edited by Lal Ulrich, 5/4/2005, 9:36 am
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Re: Pictures That Scream "CAPTIONS!!!"
Woohoo I rule..
Thanks for the K! I was hoping more people would notice this and laugh.
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