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Petalouda8

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Hi there.

Consider this thread the bastard sister to the "3 things that made you happy today" thread.

I figured - it's only fair to balance out the scales, no?

But in case you're wondering - the term "making your ass twitch" refers to something that irritated the hell out of you - or - the crap out of you, if you will. *snort*

Yeah. That was terrible.

Sorry. *sheepish grin*

But if you're the kind of person who likes to be Suzy ****ing Sunshine that doesn't like to ***** about things? That always sees the glass as half full? That always looks on the bright side of things?

Mmyeah.

This post's not for you.

M'kay.

So I'm gonna start.




1. EVERYTHING going wrong while I was cooking today (dropped a dish, spilled a measuring cup full of chicken broth, burned the **** out of one of my fingers, etc.)

2. Spam email. I mean. COME ON. Even with spam filters on my email account - some of the little bastards still manage to come through. And wouldn't ya know? The ones that DO come through? Freeze up my account. Virus-carrying bastards. Ugh.

3. (And this one's gonna be a doozy) Hypocritical, nasty posters who cry 'woe is me' when they get smited for being nasty. Get a ****ing clue. Maybe if you didn't go around calling other posters 'crackwhores' & LAUGH at them over some serious subject matter being discussed - then maybe your ass wouldn't be getting smited so much. Own up to your behavior & drop the martyr act.




*DEEEEEP breath*

Ah. I feel better now. Having gotten that off of my chest. emoticon

Anyone else? Anyone? Bueller?

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Re: 3 Things That Made Your Ass Twitch Today

Awww, hi darlin'. Am so glad you decided to make this thread.

1. People who (a) yelled at me, (b) avoided me, or (c) straight out lied to me on the phone today regarding work.

2. Cranky bossman being cranky all day and slamming things around like a four year old.

3. Being this tired. Even though it's with good reason.

*MWAH* Big kisses to you for this thread. emoticon


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BRILLIANT thread!!!

(Btw am still laughing over your number three. Uh yeah i'm with ya. Some people *shakes head*)

Ok...here I go.

1. One of the girls I work with. grrr.

2. The ****ing snow outside.

3. The fight I just had with the bf. meh...
 

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1. Constant smiters
2. Constant smiters
3. Constant smiters

I'm not smiting you!!!

Bah, I have people who are standing up for me anyway...have fun!!! emoticon

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Hello, nglt. (you'll figure that out. i left out the vowels to make it less 'offensive'. Heh. )

Sorry about the snow and whatnot.

I thought of three more! emoticon

1. It's dark at 4:30

2. It's dark at 4:30

3. It's dark at 4:30

Okay, technically that's just one, but am so annoyed...


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Dorotea, you ****ing hypacrite. You smited me. (Don't say you didn't.)

Jill - lmao. Hey nglt emoticon

1. I took a foot bath, and my feet still hurt.

2. Why must MTV talk so much about Green Day and Franz Ferdinand? Bah.

3. Green Day saying the video to "Wake me up blabla is "probably the heaviest video ever made." Uhhhh...One ring a bell?

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1. Posters who are too stupid to leave well enough alone.

2. Posters who don't realize that when they piss me off to THIS degree - that they've started a war.

3. Posters who are SO ridiculously stupid, yet believe they can become ... what was it? ... a psychologist?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I imagine if that ever does happen? Suicide rates will go up sky high in whatever part of the world that poster is from. Cause. Damn. Can't even imagine what kind of counsel would be given to abused women.

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4. Posters who assume that I care enough to smite them. I say again: get a ****ing clue.

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Only because you REALLY pissed me off that one day. I almost never smite anyone unless I'm trying to get my point across. I'm trying to be pleasant towards everyone, so why are you still not trying to level out with me?

That's all I want to know...

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quote:
Petalouda8 wrote:

1. Posters who are too stupid to leave well enough alone.

2. Posters who don't realize that when they piss me off to THIS degree - that they've started a war.

3. Posters who are SO ridiculously stupid, yet believe they can become ... what was it? ... a psychologist?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I imagine if that ever does happen? Suicide rates will go up sky high in whatever part of the world that poster is from. Cause. Damn. Can't even imagine what kind of counsel would be given to abused women.

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4. Posters who assume that I care enough to smite them. I say again: get a ****ing clue.

You know, people probably thought James wasn't going to amount to ****, too...and look at him now...

He and I are on the same wavelength in a lot of ways, as well as that heithen beast named Ted Nugent!


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Oh My God. *dies* On the same wave length? You wish.

And yeah I can see how I pissed you off...it hurts to be wrong.

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