Zenning
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La Pucelle Monster Quotes (Comedic Thread)
(You guys here seem to be a bunch of fun guys, so I think you'll probably be able to appreciate this).
For those who don’t know, La Pucelle is a strategy RPG in which your soldiers are adorable, cartoon-y forest animals. You can affect their growth by issuing “virtual pet” type commands to them, and they in return produce three lines of text that give you an idea about how they’re feeling.
An example:
Friendship is very important.
Your horoscope this week is…
Are you making a pass at me?
My question and purpose of this thread is, what are the absolute most hilarious three lines you’ve gotten out of any of your monsters? I'd like to pay tribute to this special little aspect of the game.
Or, if you’d like to make your own quote, that’s probably even (more) fun(ner).
The more random each line is, and the more unrelated that the three lines are from each other, the better.
My animals aren’t saying anything particularly hilarious, and I don’t remember any particularly hilarious quotes right off my head right now, so here’s my own original quote:
A headlock is good way to show you’re the boss without actually hurting your victim.
Did you know classy supermarkets don’t have bottle returns?
A little bit goes a long way.
(La Pucelle is my current pet project and favorite game. Can you tell?)
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Re: La Pucelle Monster Quotes (Comedic Thread)
hehe, thats one of the feature i love about NIS games too. the random soldier comments and item descriptions hehe. Well I'm currently on my 2nd run of La pucelle here,s a few I found amusing...
bat monster
"bat, the other white meat"
items
wristband "increase attack strength and coolness"
Manly fist "just wearing it makes you feel manly"
pot lid "for the discriminating housewife"
Phantom brave and disgaea have em too they're so funny soemtimes.
one of the spears in Disgaea says popular among housewives or something rediculous like that. good stuff.
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Re: La Pucelle Monster Quotes (Comedic Thread)
I just started playing this, so I only have a few additions.
Bat: "Its the bat signal."
Zombie: "Put some skin in the game!"
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Re: La Pucelle Monster Quotes (Comedic Thread)
Prier: "Bossy old bag!" - under her breath, talking about Alouette
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Re: La Pucelle Monster Quotes (Comedic Thread)
Prier: "Lets purify this old hag and get the heck out of here!" - Talking to Croix about fallen angel Calamity
Prier: "I'm gonna kick your butt and save Croix!" - Talking to final boss
Prier: "We can kick these wimps butts! Lets Go!" - Talking to demon lords
Homard: "I told you, don't call me Sir! It's Captin!!" - Talking to his crew
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