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Nurvingiel
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Re: MST Relay - MSTing for the entire board!
Okay if we do do this story, I see Allanon, Druid of the Four Lands has made an appearance in chapter seven. Even if the author is only stealing his name, and not inserting the entire character, we should totally include him as a guest MSTer! Or maybe someone from the Four Lands. (Terry Brooks, the Sword of Shannara series.)
I have no idea what Allanon would say to all this. Really, he has more important things to do, like fighting evil every waking moment of his life, getting painfully killed, and reappearing a thousand years later as a shade.
Has anyone else read "The Druid of Shannara" "The Elfstones of Shannara" or any other book with Allanon? (Druid is the most Allanon-centric IIRC.)
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Jake: Come on, sit down! Seraph wants us to do a quickie LoTR MST.
Steve: But only Jared’s a fanatic, you and me don’t know squat.
Jake: Shut up. Sit down. READ!
>into his large rough one.
Jared: Err… Not going there.
>"Father?" she spoke,
Jake: In tongues! She is the chosen one!
All: (Singing) HALLELUJAH!
>the small girl was barely six years old,
Steve: So either, this is a sort of Flashback, prologue, or the author is a six year old with Sue-ish tendencies… I hope this stays clean.
>"What is going on? I do not understand."
Jared: …much of anything.
>The tall man looked down at his innocent little girl.
Jake: Tower, I have visual on bogey, it appears to be a… can’t quite tell… Yep, it’s a Sue. I repeat. We have a confirmed Sue!
>He knew that soon her innocence would not last for long, "Aldin,"
Steve: What’s with the added comma?
Jared: I don’t recognize that name.
Steve: That reminds me of a joke.
Jared: …and?
Steve: Don’t remember it all, something about Fanfic authors getting there elvish characters names by randomly hitting the keyboard, or having a cat sit on it to get a complex name.
Jared: You just don’t have a funny bone in your body do you?
>a cold but calm voice spoke just a little in front of them.
Steve: It’s so cold, it’s made of ice!
Jake: LIQUID!
Jared: ICE!
Jake: LIQUID!
Jared: ICE!
Steve: You’re both right, it’s Liquid Ice!
Jake: Obligatory random scene.
>"Lord Denethor,"
Jared: When am going to get my paycheck?
Jake: (As Denethor) Um…it’s already in the mail…Maybe you should go check it.
>the man answered going to one knee, "you wished to see me?”
Jake: Thank God Chris isn’t here, that would have been a truly sick comment.
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3/25/2005, 15:10
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Re: MST Relay - MSTing for the entire board!
Err... I guess I killed it... oops, sorry.
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9/9/2005, 0:05
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Nurvingiel
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Re: MST Relay - MSTing for the entire board!
No way, that was awesome Seriph! I'm on a different computer than the one I backed it up on... I think... but I may still have a copy.
So, do you guys want to keep going? Who's next?
(When we're done, we can write transition scenes between our characters. Maybe they decide to get some excercise and start running around the MSTing building...)
(I will get Mr Bagging involved next time I have a go.)
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10/14/2005, 23:09
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If no one else is going, I could do another part of it or something.
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((Continued))
>the man answered going to one knee, "you wished to see me?”
Jake: Thank God Chris isn’t here, that would have been a truly sick comment.
(Chris walks in)
Jake: (Nods)
Chris: (Nods back, sits down between Steve and Jared. Jake is on the otherside of Jared)
>The Steward held a cold stern gaze that looked to the
>small girl that stood next to her father.
Chris: So, he's holding Sauron's kid?
>She seemed terrified and unsure of what to do.
All: (Shudder)
Jared: Visions of over-used Lemon cliches.
>He felt the corner of his mouth try to turn upward but he
>controlled the urge.
Steve: The urge to herbal!
Jake: So many perverted reactions, so little sanity to prevent them.
>He looked back to the young man who kneeled before
>him.
Jake: (Sighs) Damn us, and our polluted minds.
Jared: Us? You're the one thinking it, Perv.
>The man was only about the age of thirty and a great
>weight had just been set upon him,
Steve: (As Steward) Let's see you Benchpress THIS!
>"You know why you have been sent here, Aldin son of
>Acdin,"
Chris: (As Steward) You have been charged on behalf of your family for ignoring the rest of the alphabet, and only using "A"s to start your names.
>Denethor spoke slowly.
Steve: Knowing that Aldin always did have troubles with big words.
>He pitied
Jared: Da Fool!
>the young girl for what she would have to go through.
Jake: Step right up! See the amazing Sue go through the Firey hoop...
Chris: And into the mob of foaming LoTR fans armed with Machettes.
>"You have been charged with high treason against
>Gondor and are to be sent out.
Jared: To Rohan to ask for 2 cups of sugar.
>Due to the little one I will spare her from hearing your
>fate."
Steve: Uh, didn't she just NOW hear it? I mean she's in the room, and he just said the punishment?
Chris: Maybe he's got a deal with the MIB, and is gonna flashy thing her.
Jake: (As Zed) We're not hosting an intergalactic Kegger.
>"I only have one concern my lord," Aldin spoke looking
>up at the Steward.
Jared: (As Aldin) Does this Armor make my Butt look big to you?
>"I wish to know what will become of my daughter.
Jake: (As Steward) She will be burned at the Stake.
Chris: (As Aldin) Can I stay and watch?
>I do not want her to suffer because of my foolish and
>fatal mistake."
Jake: He started a landwar against Russia?
Jared: He debated against a Vulcan?
Steve: He made Legolas a girl?
Chris: He let himself be the Uke?
Jake: (Smacks Chris) Chris no Baka!
Jared: (Smacks Jake) No babling in otehr languages.
Steve: (Smacks Jared, everyone looks at him) What? All the cool kids were doing it.
(They get up, and file out of the room)
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We travel out of darkness into faith.
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Nurvingiel
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((That was hilarious Seraph! "He started a landwar against Russia?" Hee.  And continuing...))
Léofcild looked up at the cold man.
S: (Spomonie's Mom) Put on a sweater and warm socks.
For a moment is seemed he showed compassion to the little girl, but his face hardened as quickly as it had softened,
N: (Denathor) Bring that brazier closer, I'm literally freezing here!
S: Hehee. Brazier.
N: It's a metal pan for holding coals Monie.
S: Oh.
"I feel that what you have done is my own mistake, Aldin,"
S: (Denathor) Except your name. What were your parents thinking?
the Steward told him, all sincerity in his voice, "but since you did do it I cannot look past it.
N: (King Arthur) How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
I cannot say what will happen while you are out there, you may die, but then again you may come back unscathed.
S: But then again, you may be maimed horribly, tortured, starved, beaten, or forced to listen to Madonna's cover of "American Pie".
Until then I will take her in as my own daughter. Unfortunately my wife died too soon for us to have girls and feel that letting my boys grow up around a girl will do them good."
S: (Denathor) I will raise the Sue as my own.
N: You shouldn't take in stray Sues from the wild. They aren't used to people so they keep using their speshul powerz.
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I know I should let someone else go, but... It's just so much fun!
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>Aldin closed his eyes in relief,
Steve: (As Steward, holding nose) My god Man! Warn someone before you do that!
>"I cannot tell you how much I appreciate
>this my lord."
Jared: (As Aldin) The thought of your torture at the hands of that demon will tide me over for teh rest of my life
>"Papa?" Léofcild asked looking at the sad
>look on her father's face, "Why are you
>sad? What is going on?"
Jake: I'm a little confused. She was in the room, as his punishemnt was pronounced. And yet she doen't know what's wrong?
Jake: (As Sue) What's wrong father? It's only a life-time exile where you cannot return without a death penalty. Where you will probably die from the orcs or other evils that now roam the lands thses days.
>Aldin sucked in a breath and pulled the
>little girl in front of him so he could
>talk to her,
Chris: (Ala Mortal Kombat) Get over here!
Steve: (Whistles) Those are some lungs he's got there.
Jake: Love to have that ability for the TV remote.
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Seraphimlance wrote:
>Aldin closed his eyes in relief,
Steve: (As Steward, holding nose) My god Man! Warn someone before you do that!
 That was awesome Seraph.
Only you and I seem to working on this, so feel free to take as many turns as you like. There's plenty of story to go around; we're not even done the first chapter!
I wish the author was worse and spelling and grammar, but we can't have it all...
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"I am going away for a little while, Léofcild, and I do not know when I'll be back."
"You'll come back though…right?"
N: He says he's just going to the store for some ice cream...
The young man tried to keep a straight and at least a little happy of a face,
S: Trying to wear two faces caused his head to explode.
"Of course, just close your eyes and think of me and I'll do exactly the same thing. It will be like we're together again…"
S: All you have to do is tap your heels three times.
"I don't want you to go away forever like momma did,"
N: (Aldin) She went on a very, very long journey.
S: Off a short pier.
she told him cupping her father's face in her small hands.
N: Well at least he's back to one face now.
"One day you must return, papa…"
S: And bring me back something better than a T-shirt!
N: She already has one that says "My mother went to the Halls of Mandos and all he brought me was this lousy T-shirt."
Aldin sighed, "Lord Denethor will take care of you now," he told her,
S: (Aldin) Now that Denethor has gotten rid of me to advance the plot.
"be good for him and do not disobey him, for me please. Can you promise me you'll be good, no matter what?"
Léofcild nodded her head slowly, "I will papa, I promise…"
S: She'll be good, right up until Denethor arranges a marriage for her. Then she can be rebellious and spunky, thus winning the heart of her new husband.
Aldin stood and lifted his chin, "I am ready, give me what ever punishment you think is worthy."
N: For the mysterious crime us readers are not worthy enough to know.
Denethor looked to the small girl who seemed to have suddenly pulled into herself.
S: I can only imagine how much that must hurt.
She stared at the ground. The Steward nodded his head and Aldin was quickly taken away. All he had left to deal with now was this small girl,
N: Her punishment would be as unique as it was cruel.
"Father!" his eldest boy called. Boromir was just seventeen and growing up to be a fine young man.
S: Sue love interest off the starboard bow!
"Faramir has disappeared again!"
N: (Boromir) One minute he was in this trunk, then Gandalf said some magic words, and poof! Now he's gone.
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