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I swear I've heard this exact name somewhere else 
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10/25/2004, 23:53
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Here we go then.
Three men were at the gates of heaven and St. Peter said to them.
"Heavens a big place so you'll need a car o get around." He goes up to the first man and asks how good he's been in life.
"I've been married fot 30 years and cheated on my wife 30 times," he said.
"Very good. You get a Mercedes," St, Peter replies and the man drives off.
The next man comes up.
"I've been married 40 years and cheated on my wife 20 times," he said.
"That's great," replied St. Peter. "You get an Aston Martin." The man drives off. Up steps the next man.
"I've been married 50 years, and have never cheated on my wife," he said proudly.
"Brilliant," replies St. Peter. "You get a Porsche." The man drives off.
Later the first two men see the third man sitting crying in his car.
"What's the matter?" they asked. "You have the best car out of all of us."
"I know," he replied. "But I've just seen my wife going round on Roller Skates"
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They are proud and wilful, but they are true-hearted, generous in thought and deed: bold but not cruel; wise but unlearned, writing no books but singing many songs after the manner of children of Men before the Dark Years.
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10/26/2004, 3:14
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What is the similarity between a smart blond, Santa and the tooth fairy?
They are all make believe.
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No blondes about are there?
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10/29/2004, 13:24
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I heard this somewhere else (Entmoot I think) but I want to share it with you guys. It is my favourite joke!
Three guys die around the same time, and they all go to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed by Saint Peter.
"How did you die," Saint Peter asks the first guy.
"Well," he says, "I came home from work early to find my wife naked in bed. I knew she had been with someone else. In a rage, I searched the whole house to find who she had been with. When I ran onto the balcony, I saw a man hanging from the edge. I grabbed our refrigerator and threw it on him. This was such a strain that I had a heart attack and died."
"Wow, you can go in," says Saint Peter. "Okay, what happened to you?" he says to the second guy.
"Well, every afternoon I like to excercise on my balcony. But today I slipped and fell off. Fortunately, I caught the railing of the people below me. As I tried to pull myself back up, a crazy man threw a refrigerator on me, and I fell to my death."
"That's terrible. Go on in," says Saint Peter. "Okay, what's your story," he says to the third guy.
"Get this. I'm hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."
 
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10/30/2004, 1:51
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Yeah it was on the Moot. That is a great joke.
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10/30/2004, 3:25
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Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
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11/4/2004, 22:55
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So simple, yet so funny!
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11/5/2004, 8:46
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^_^
A guy walked into a bar and said, "Ouch."
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