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Telcontar Dunedain
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Re: The Joke Thread
And for some things you just had to be there.
For example once on my way to school me and my mate saw a chineese business man in a posh suit cycling to work on a BMX. We laughed our heads off but then told a friend who didn't find it funny at all.
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12/18/2004, 3:12
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Tian Roderh
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Found it!
Guidelines for Villains
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2/12/2005, 12:49
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So that's where it's originally from!
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2/17/2005, 22:23
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Seraphimlance
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Re: The Joke Thread
quote:
"I tried doing donuts, but the filling couldn't go through the straw."
(Falls to the floor laughing) Oh my gawd!!! That's going on my favorite joke list!
The crack addict was trying to snort a donut with a straw just like cocaine!
Last edited by Seraphimlance, 10/27/2005, 23:17
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10/15/2005, 21:01
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Me and my siblings used to play as Secret service, and confiscate my mom's powdered donuts for Security reasons. We then submitted them to the Guess and check method to ensure tehre was no Anthrax on them. Unfortunately, there was usually not many left at that point, if any at all.
Oh, and I think that klatukatt's ballet joke was either in refence to the tights, or maybe a random Gay Joke, leaning towards the tights though.
(Shudders) I just remembered, two guys in my schools last dance performance had removed the rears from their pants as a senior prank, and didn't wear underwear.
Excuse me, mister fork, and mister eye have an appointment, musn't keep them waiting.
After that, mister head, and mister metal beam are having lunch.
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10/27/2005, 23:23
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I love those lawyer jokes. XD
Here's a few more.
Actually, I was going to copy paste, but the list was so good...
Linkage:
http://www.ahajokes.com/law002.html
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Nurvingiel
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That site is awesome! 
I found this excellent joke there:
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Oh man," the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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