… There is only one girl I would ever consider doing such a thing with.
And, I've gone over it in my mind.
My decision is that I would tell her, "Baby, I'm sorry. You had your chance to have me heart, mind and soul, but you turned me down. Now, I'm someone else's."
I'd be heartbroken that she would have finally come to me, only to be too late, but I'd have to say no.
--- I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling to and fro on the floor, my posterior has separated itself from my body.