llovejim
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A Woman to be Next Man on the Moon
NASA today confirmed that the next man to walk on the moon will, in fact, be a woman. "We want to see if being on the moon has the same effect on the menstrual cycle as being on earth, and it doesn't take a rocket scientists, which we all are, to figure out that would take a woman." said Dr. Adam Baum, head of the new project. "We will leave the subject on the moon for at least a month, our time, and observe her reactions...If she gets the least bit cranky or irritable, we will bring her right back, as soon as she gets her face on and her hair to look right, or another month, whichever comes first." he went on.
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Re: A Woman to be Next Man on the Moon
Where did he go on to?
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llovejim
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to the moon, alice....
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i was lying just to see if you would fall for it.
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Whew! Glad I didn't.
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me, too. i knew you had "the right stuff."
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If you did fall, sadie, you wouldn't get hurt, cuz the moon has less gravity of than the earth...
Oh, sure, you'd get dusty as all get out, but you'd be safe and i think that is all that really matters.
I hope everyone here appreciates the gravity of the post and realized it is never funny to want someone to fall down. or even up, in zero gravity, which is like coke zero only different.
--- They have not served a Red America or a Blue America they have served the United States of America.
So I've got news for you, John McCain. We all put our country first. Barack Obama, 8-08
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