Moony's Favourite HP Fics! (prepare for a long list) Something To Write About by Queens of Angst
Genre: Humour/pervy
Pairings: Snape/Harry, multiple rgies (mostly slash)
Warnings: Slash, BDSM, mpreg
Plot: The trio discover AFF, then a bunch of random pervy stuff happens.
Status: WIP
Why I like it: It's absolutely hilarious. One of the best I've ever read! Very pervy in parts, which I like.
My backstory: A couple weeks ago, Spoony and I set aside an entire night as a fic night. The two of us picked pairings we wanted to read, then we searched for stuff on only the pairings we agreed on (which was all but one, I think). This was one we found, and one we both anxiously await updates from!
Genre: ...informative?
Pairings: Claims to be Snape/Lucius, but...nothing ever really happened.
Warnings: Claims to contain anal, bdsm, bi, HJ, Lime, Oral, etc...but it really only mentions things in passing.
Plot: No plot, it's written as a guidebook.
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Well written, informative-ish? Something I'd like to try if I were a member of the Wizarding world lol
My backstory: Another Spoony and I found on our fic night
Genre: Humour/romance
Pairings: Fred/George
Warnings: Slash, twincest, pseudo-exhibitionism
Plot: Fred and George use a photo booth.
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Not many good twincest fics out there, but this one was pretty good.
My backstory: Mine and Spoony's fic night again.
Genre: Parody
Pairings: No pairings
Warnings: TERRIBLE crack!fic. Seriously, don't read it. It's awful.
Plot: Basic plot of Chamber of Secrets
Status: Complete
Why I like it: I don't. It was awful. But it was so addictive I coudln't stop reading it.
My backstory: Randomly found it a couple weeks ago
Genre: Humour/parody
Pairings: Harry/Voldemort
Warnings: Slash, exhibition, extreme insanity
Plot: The final battle
Status: Complete
Why I like it: IT. IS. HILARIOUS!!!
My backstory: Spoony found it while searching for a Harry/Voldie fic, loved it, and gave me the link
Genre: Parody
Pairings: Many implications, no specific pairing
Warnings: Parody crack!fic. AWFUL grammar. Hints at slash
Plot: Same as Deathly Hallows.
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It made me laugh...and was like reading a shortened version of DH
My backstory: Erm...I think Spoony gave me the link, not long after DH came out...
Genre: Parody
Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Goyle, hints at many many more
Warnings: Parody crack!fic. Language, sexual implications, talk of mpreg, erm..fighting/arguing...some slash
Plot: Deathly Hallows Epilogue
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It made me laugh
My backstory: Spoony linked it
Genre: Humour/romance
Pairings: Draco/Harry with mentions of Harry/Ron, Hermione/Ginny, & Snape/Harry
Warnings: Slash, anal, oral, language
Plot: Harry attempts to seduce Snape and ends up in detention with Draco
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Awesomely pervy.
My backstory: Spoony & I were ficcing together-ish one night last summer & we found this.
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The Truth Sequel to They Don't Make Desks Like They Used To.
by ThineHobbit
Genre: Humour/romance
Pairings: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Anal, angst, language, wanking
Plot: Draco ignores Harry after sex on Snape's desk, Harry is worred.
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Loved They Don't Make Desks Like They Used To, this one is the sequel and is also wonderfully pervy
My backstory: Found it after I read They Don't Make Desks Like They Used To
Genre: Humour/romance
Pairings: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Slash, girly!Draco
Plot: Harry & Draco get locked in a closet
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It's HILARIOUS. A must-read.
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/Parody
Pairings: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Slash
Plot: Septumsempra chapter of Half-Blood Prince
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Very sweet (without being fluffy). This is how I wish that chappie had turned out in the book My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre:Humour
Pairings:Harry/Draco
Warnings: Slash (no sex), crack!fic, emo!Harry, veela!Draco, crazy randomness
Plot: Draco is a veela and reveals Harry is to be his mate. The rest is pretty much plot-less
Status: Complete
Why I like it: HILARIOUS. One of the funniest I've ever read!
My backstory: Found it randomly. This is the very first fic I ever bookmarked
Genre: Humour
Pairings: Draco/Harry, and many many more
Warnings: Slash, mention of femslash, possible mpreg, extreme craziness
Plot: Not much of a plot, mostly just random slashness
Status: Complete?
Why I like it: Another extremely hilarious one! One of my very favourites
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Humour/Romance
Pairings:Draco/Harry
Warnings: Slash, a little sex, though not graphic
Plot: Harry has a thing for Malfoy, they play Quidditch
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It's cute, not really fluffy, though.
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Humour/romance
Pairings: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Slash, anal, slight exhibition
Plot: Draco plots to let Ron catch he & Harry
Status: Complete
Why I like it: I love fics where they get caught!!! My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/humour
Pairings:Draco/Harry
Warnings: Slash, anal, oral
Plot: Harry takes a bath, Draco joins
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Sexful & awesome
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/humour
Pairings:Harry/Draco, hints of Hermione/Snape, Ginny/Zabini, and a few others
Warnings: Slash, anal, oral, voyeurism
Plot: Ginny and Hermione secretly watch as Draco & Harry do their thing on the Hogwarts Express
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Sexful
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Humour/Romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, erm...wanking, I would say.
Plot: A potion accident causes Remus's head to be transplanted onto Sirius's shoulder
Status: Complete
Why I like it: My OTP, very cute, very funny
My backstory: Found it randomly. A bit of trivia, this is the fic I got my username from.
Genre: Romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, a bit of fluff
Plot: Remus & Sirius get caught by James
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It's cute
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/Humour
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash
Plot: Comedy of how Remus & Sirius get together in 4th year
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It's cute & sweet
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Humour/romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, probably anal, oral, I don't remember, it's been a while since I read it. Probably some fluff, too. You'll have to register at the site to read.
Plot: Remus & Sirius get together with a bit of help from James
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Cute, sweet, and I can't get enough of MWPP Wolfstar My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/Humour
Pairings: Remus/Sirius, a bit of James/Lily MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, kinda fluffy a little
Plot: Lily & James help Remus & Sirius get together
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Cute
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Humour/romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, anal, oral. You'll have to register at the site to read.
Plot: James finds a picture of Remus & Sirius
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Funny & sexful
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, anal, fluff. You'll have to register at the site to read.
Plot: Sirius gets into a Quidditch accident, Remus is his nurse
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It's not one of my very favourites, but it's cute.
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/Humour
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, wanking
Plot: Sirius & James exchange pranks for Christmas
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Funny funny funny!!
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/drama
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, anal, oral, all kinds of stuff. You'll have to register at the site to read.
Plot: James finds out about Remus & Sirius and is not happy about it.
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Sexful & awesome
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, anal
Plot: Remus is angry at Sirius after the 'incident', and Sirius attempts to earn forgiveness.
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Sexful and sweet/sad
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/angst/humour
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, angst, slight perviness
Plot: After an accident, Remus helps Sirius recover
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Funny and kinda sweet
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/humour
Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Warnings: Slash, anal, kinda toys
Plot: Remus and Sirius play chess
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Not one of my very favourites, but still good. Sexful and sweet. Kinda sad.
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/Drama
Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Warnings: Slash, oral
Plot: Remus and Sirius in the kitchen at Grimmauld Place
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It's sweet & sad
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Humour
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash
Plot: Sirius initiates a challenge on Remus that backfires
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Funny!
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Drama/angst
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, anal, rape, non-con. You'll have to register at the site to read.
Plot: Remus gets Sirius back for the 'incident'
Status: Complete
Why I like it: It's hardcore, angsty, sad, and then sweet in the end.
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/drama
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, anal, oral, three-some, angst
Plot: James finds out about Remus & Sirius and isn't happy...
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Crazy!angsty, last chapter is PERVY!AWESOME
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, oral
Plot: A game of Spin The Bottle leads to...things.
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Pervy & awesome
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius MWPP era
Warnings: Slash, anal
Plot: Sirius wakes Remus up
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Pervy
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Romance/kinda humour
Pairings: Draco/Ginny
Warnings: Perviness
Plot: Draco and Ginny during a film showing in the Great Hall...
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Pervy.
My backstory: Found it randomly. Quite possibly the only het smut!fic I have bookmarked. Generally, I don't care for Ginny. This fic doesn't change that. But it's still a good one, IMO.
Genre: Humour/parody
Pairings: All of them
Warnings: All slash, and pervy implications
Plot: No plot. Parody of Dr. Seuss's 'Green Eggs & Ham'
Status: Complete
Why I like it: I laughed so hard I nearly peed!!
My backstory: Found it randomly
Genre: Humour/romance
Pairings: Snape/Harry
Warnings: Slash, anal, oral...other things.
Plot: Snape and Harry go into the forest to get freaky. Hilarity and kinkiness ensues.
Status: Complete
Why I like it: HILARIOUS HILARIOUS HILARIOUS I love it!! Pervy too. So many brilliant quotes I could never capture them all!
My backstory: One of Spoony's favourites. She gave me the link.
… I've got a few more fics to add to my list!! The first 2 here I just recently found. The 3rd one, I found ages ago, but somehow forgot to put it in my OP! *shame on me*
Genre: Pervy, I guess
Pairings: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Masturbation
Plot: PWP, Harry discovers a new way to use Polyjuice Potion, and shares his knowledge with Draco
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Peeeeeeeervy! Plus, the sequel makes more sense if you read this one first, and I LOVE teh sequel!
My backstory: A friend at IMDb (Rebel_Angel) gave me the link to the sequel (posted below v) a couple days ago, and the link to this one was on that page. Loved the sequel, so I had to read this one too!
Genre: Pervy
Pairings: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Slash, oral, erm...kinda anal
Plot: PWP, Harry and Draco meet up on the Hogwarts Express. Sequel to Polyjuice Pastime.
Status: Complete, but leaves room for a 3rd sequel to take place.
Why I like it: Hardcore pervy!! This one's great, I just love it. And they're both so in character. Just a really good PWP.
My backstory: Friend at IMDb (Rebel_Angel) gave me the link a few days ago.
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I just realised I didn't post this one in my original post here, it's been a favourite of mine for a while now.
Genre: Pervy
Pairings: Draco/Harry
Warnings: Slash, oral, handjobs
Plot: PWP, Harry lost a bet and has to give Draco his 'payment'
Status: Complete
Why I like it: Pervy boy-on-boy action, who wouldn't like it? One of my favourite PWPs ever!
My backstory: Came across it randomly
The first 2 here I just recently found. The 3rd one, I found ages ago, but somehow forgot to put it in my OP! *shame on me*