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A Scotsman had a bottle of fine old Scotch whisky which he placed in his overcoat pocket. On his way home he fell, and as he got up he felt a wet patch on his trousers. "Please, Lord," he prayed,"let that just be blood!"

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Lets leave without payin these hoes,
And show 'em what they pussy made for

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Did you know, that i'm really a goose?

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"Vi knullar inte, vi älskar"

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Look how stupid they are!

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Look how stupid they are!