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SUPPORT: " Hello, technical support how can I help you"

  LADY: last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing.

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   SUPPORT : I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as they can.

   ! When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it, this is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!!

    And you thought you had computer problems...


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GROSS!

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wow
I don't quite recognize that breed, but at least I don't think it's poisonous.

Working at Sanyo, we would find all kinds of **** that had gotten zapped by the power supply. Mice, roaches (LOTS of those), frogs, snakes, lots of lizards, big spiders that were still alive...cigarrettes, trash, an assload of candle-wax in one. Never found any pot though. emoticon

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HOGNOSE!

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^ that's what Bill said when he saw it
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I was wondering
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Oh man, I hate snakes. I'd much rather throw out the power supply than pull that creepy thing out. Dead, alive, don't care, not getting near it.

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it's tiny

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But it's a ****ing snake!

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but it's a tiny, non-poisonous snake...if it DID bite you, it would hardly break the skin

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