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Truffle Shuffle!
The Goonies house is located in Austoria, Oregon, and my ma almost bought it.
The scene where the pirate ships comes out was filmed at Canaan Beach, Oregon
One-Eyed Willie was the pirate that set the boobie traps
Sean Astin, who played Mikey, is also Samwise in LOTR
There are several video games based off the movie for platform systems and computers.
(I <3 this movie! And I didn't even have to look this **** up)
Name 5 internet tech jokes
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1/3/2007, 12:25 pm
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Well you've got...
-ID10T Error
-"To continue press 'Any' key." Where's the 'Any' Key?
-"How much free space do you have on your hard drive?" Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"
-Customer: "I got this problem. You people sent me this install disk, and now my A: drive won't work."
Tech Support: "Your A drive won't work?"
Customer: "That's what I said. You sent me a bad disk, it got stuck in my drive, now it won't work at all."
Tech Support: "Did it not install properly? What kind of error messages did you get?"
Customer: "I didn't get any error message. The disk got stuck in the drive and wouldn't come out. So I got these pliers and tried to get it out. That didn't work either."
Tech Support: "You did what sir?"
Customer: "I got these pliers, and tried to get the disk out, but it wouldn't budge. I just ended up cracking the plastic stuff a bit."
Tech Support: "I don't understand sir, did you push the eject button?"
Customer: "No, so then I got a stick of butter and melted it and used a turkey baster and put the butter in the drive, around the disk, and that got it loose. Then I used the pliers and it came out fine. I can't believe you would send me a disk that was broken and defective."
Tech Support: "Let me get this clear. You put melted butter in your A: drive and used pliers to pull the disk out?" At this point, I put the call on the speaker phone and motioned at the other techs to listen in.
Tech Support: "Just so I am absolutely clear on this, can you repeat what you just said?"
Customer: "I said I put butter in my A: drive to get your crappy disk out, then I had to use pliers to pull it out."
Tech Support: "Did you push that little button that was sticking out when the disk was in the drive, you know, the thing called the disk eject button?"
Silence.
Tech Support: "Sir?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Sir, did you push the eject button?"
Customer: "No, but you people are going to fix my computer, or I am going to sue you for breaking my computer!"
Tech Support: "Let me get this straight. You are going to sue our company because you put the disk in the A: drive, didn't follow the instructions we sent you, didn't actually seek professional advice, didn't consult your user's manual on how to use your computer properly, instead proceeding to pour butter into the drive and physically rip the disk out?"
Customer: "Ummmm."
Tech Support: "Do you really think you stand a chance, since we do record every call and have it on tape?"
Customer: (now rather humbled) "But you're supposed to help!"
Tech Support: "I am sorry sir, but there is nothing we can do for you. Have a nice day."
-Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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Now that that is over with:
Name 5 kinds of scales or modes for the guitar.
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i can't do that. gimme something else =p
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1/30/2007, 11:26 am
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Thats what google is for.
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1/30/2007, 11:37 am
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I think this is right ...
Major, Minor Pentatonic, Blues, Major Pentatonic, and Minor ...
If that's right ... In the movie Hackers, what are the 'handles' of 5 of the characters ...
ex: Eugene = The Plague 
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1/30/2007, 6:52 pm
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As far as the Hackers deal. I dunno. But you got it right!
They're all scales, and no modes. But hey, thats great! 
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Why do I always pick the hard ones 
Ok how about this, name me 5 of the 7 dwarfs and in alphabetical order. ...
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Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy!
Name 5 types of Sushi!
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Philly Rolls
California Rolls
Salmon Rolls
Cucumber Rolls
nigiri
name five Smurfs.
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2/22/2007, 11:05 pm
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