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Just an average day in LA...
So there I was, sittin around in some bar in LA. Pre-Season Training was gonna start soon, so I might as well pay the City of Angels a visit.
I'm sittin, relaxin' --hey, I earned this ****, you try bein a pro-leaguer-- I think there's some other guy *****in about this and that in the corner, then all of a sudden, SOME ***** RUNS INTO MY ****ING PARKED CAR OUTSIDE!
I book it, and go to teach this ***** what's what. I rip open her door, and give her one good shot to the gut and, HOLY HELL! My arm went through her, stomach and all! ****! That shot wasn't even lethal! She shows her face and...somethin ain't right, people's faces aren't supposed to...flat, like that after a crash, are they.
Some cop-***** starts yellin at me to "Get down." **** that noise, this place is ****in creepy. I go to my car, but the cop won't have that! She ****ing tasers me! I just keep walking, all the while with a *******ed gun pointed at me. Seeing if it starts, it's dead.
Some kids are yelling from the restaurant across the way. Whatever, I wanna get out of here.
I figure maybe the ***** who ran into me, her car might be alright to get out of here.
I go to her car, open the door and she ****ing claws at me. **** it, I ain't holdin back. And deck the ***** a bit.
Some shmucks manage to do what I was planning and start driving out of this god damned place, looks like more of these people who ain't right are comin up.
The kids from across the way start comin over tryin to help, I'm done with this ***** and her car.
But, the cop who was shootin her mouth of at me is suddenly my best friend, as more and more of these weird-assed folks start comin out of the woodwork, I book it into the Gap, with the cop in it, following right behind me is the kid who does some weirdass ninja motorcycle move right in, the cop and the kid try to hold the door shut, yellin at me to find the keys, I have to fight one of these god damned weird ass folks, who was at the front desk, once she's done, I get the keys, throw them to the cop, and we've locked them out.
We then find some other keys for the doors upstairs, we go up, and lock our selves in up there...We hear the glass walls of down below shatter.
--To Be Continued?--
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9/25/2007, 7:36 pm
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Re: Just an average day in LA...
Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!
Dont Tase me!
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9/25/2007, 7:44 pm
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Re: Just an average day in LA...
On a side note: **** CENSORS!
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9/25/2007, 7:47 pm
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Re: Just an average day in LA...
The site says that its your personal settings, which i tried to change and it *****ed at me.
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9/26/2007, 10:21 pm
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Re: Just an average day in LA...
I can see the words so I think you just have to change your settings, Ryan.
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9/26/2007, 10:58 pm
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