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latest game for Redeynian Theives...
sry this is gonna have to be a 2 parter with the max valid length in this forum is 10,000 words...
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“okay gentlemen it was nice seeing you, but I have some work to attend to.” Stated Kreia as she prepared to teleport away.
“no wait!” I exclaimed, “we need to talk in private before you go.”
As we walked together along the ship down to my cabin, the look on her face seemed to have changed as if time had suddenly passed by for almost 20 years. She seemed to glow with an intense power something that is only obtained by one with an affinity towards the dark arts. Before entering my quarters I said the password that magically protected my room from, “The Exchange.” I whispered, “ladies first.”
“what do you wish to speak about I am very busy as you know.” She stated impatiently.
“what happened while we were gone?” I asked.
“time happened Val, time happened.” She said, “ its been about 14 years since I last saw you, time flow is affected and passes differently from plane to plane”
“I am very sorry that I could not get the final component to you sooner” I explained, “but I do wish to be rewarded for helping u reach this point.”
Kreia reaches into her bag and pulls many items from it that she found on her last trip; she handed me a pile of goo that turned me into a demon for about minute per day, a veil with serpents on them, a tiny boat of which I can control the ship with just a single thought, vest that granted me complete freedom from anything impeding me, a cloak covered in webs and spider designs, and a bracelet that allowed me to be summoned by Kreia and it worked in reverse as well.
“now it is time for me to take my leave, ill contact u when I am finished with my creations” she said as she teleported herself away.
As I leave my room Barpin is there to greet me with his egoistical attitude, one of these time I will take his life or hope that someone with do the dirty work for me, I don’t really understand why but while we were in Acererak’s dungeon I had a sudden hated for Barpin that is so great I want him dead, of course I am to keep this secret from him until the time is right to make the effect but more devastating to him.
“so Val, what have you been talking to Kreia about?” he asked as he was waving his list of rules in my face, one of them being no crew mate may keep a secret or be left on an island with a weapon and bottle of drinking water.
I decided to humor his question since at this point he doesn’t have a say in the matter, “she is working on creating magical mirrors and nothing more.”
A little while later we all gather to figure out our next move. It wasn’t very hard, we decided to head towards the shadow assassins castle to inspect the newly earned treasure that should be there of course I had my doubts about it since 14 years had past since we had last been here. So we set sail to Boredega, the trip would take about a few weeks. Whilst along the way in the middle of the night I hear strange noises. As I rushed to the top of the ship I find Barpin naked being squished to death by some sort of demon or devil, my knowledge of such creatures wasn’t very renown. Either way it didn’t really bother me it was just as I had hoped for so as an excuse I fled over to Barpin’s wife make sure that “she was okay,” and hope for Barpins doom. With one good squeeze Barpin fell unconscious and both the vile creature and he went *pop*. Now all my problems were solved with the exception of having to deal with a homosexual jerk ship captain replacement. Who knew that there was someone worse than Barpin’s ego?
In addition we ended up getting a novice demon hunter who knew a lot but couldn’t handle himself very well in battle. He went by the name of Koren, the hunter of the nine hells. He looked more like a useless paladin to me, all talk and no action really.
So eventually we would reach the giant merchant city, while in the mean time we tried a rescue plan and succeeded but I figured they would be back so while we were trying to take the castle back, Barpin was taken again.
In the city we purchased 2 camels and headed into the direction of the shadow assassins choosing. I wasn’t really sure if he knew what we was doing, but I was promised a bag of holding filled with plat pieces so I was content with following a madman if it were true.
While we traveled along we got an ominous warning of heeding us to turn back or else. We ignored it and continued on to the castle. Eventually we reached the castle but were stopped by a red half man half air being. “Halt, you shall go no further or suffer the consequences!” the strange being shouted.
“lets turn back, we can come back later, I have a plan.” I said, so we turned back and waited until the sun was set.
“WHERE IS MY SHARE OF THE TREASURE!?!?” screamed the Klamor as he appeared next to me.
“well its about time you showed up, your share is at the castle, but we need your help.” I explained
So we turned back to the castle in an attempt to take it back. The group consisted of the strange shadow assassin; the homosexual enchanter; Klamor, the vampire druid; Quintin, the young gladiator; and myself of course.
We went through the ominous sign of doom until we reached the strange being stating the same exact thing as earlier in the day. The enchanter got off the mount and walked forward.
“you want to let us by without any troubles, and you are not to tell anyone of us being here.” The enchanter suggested to the strange being.
“You….. May pass, but my master my not be very happy with you, he doesn’t like visitors.” The strange being said.
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NINJA DUST AH-TA! *POOF*
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Part 2.....
We moved ourselves to the outside of the giant castle; I decided to stay back a wait a minute before I followed the assassin and druid into the first window about 40 feet up the first tower. The druid turned into a big wolf with wings… how strange? After waiting a minute or so, I got Quintin to get into my bag which contained a magical bottle that released an infant supply of air thanks to Kreia for that one, I also the 2 camels in the bag with him. Then I climbed up the wall with general ease thanks to another item from Kreia, the cloak offered me that ability. As I entered the window I saw the vampire and assassin looking over some papers, I saw some random blood splatter over different parts of the room, the room was what appeared to be made up for an assistant of some sort.
“we shall leave here and head for the central room… I have a feeling that the ‘master’ is in there.” Whispered the assassin.
“Hey I saw 2 guards down the hall!” shouted Klamor as he entered the room
“shut up will yah, this is an infiltration job, do you want to alert everyone in whole castle to know we are here?” I said angrily.
“stop talking and take us to the central room.” The assassin whispered.
Klamor turns into a wolf with wings again and we got on him as he flew out the window and flew up to the top of the castle where we saw 2 of those strange beings. Klamor being the brilliant vampire he is decides to dive bomb one of them. The assassin and I jump off, I float to the ground, and the assassin rolls as he lands on the ground. From here on out things didn’t go so well… we took care of the 2 guards no problem but one of them let us into the central room where a man was on a giant pillow covered in nearly naked females, 3 mages standing in front of him. The 3 mages took over the mind of Klamor and the man got mad at the assassin for stabbing him many times over, who wouldn’t be. So he summoned all of minions at the point. When this happened I knew it was time to leave, I left the room where I found that enchanter that can teleport so I went over to him and grabbed a hold of his arm. Klamor managed to break free from the mages mental hold over him and we all escaped with the exception of the assassin who was surrounded by 15 strange creatures a few of which were mummies others were tiger people, and I wasn’t really sure what else was there I was set on leaving at that point and didn’t care who was there.
So now that few members of the group are “missing” I decided to take all the treasure and go shopping in the giant merchant city. I went and got Acererak’s skull magically enhanced but I didn’t know with what. I have been wearing it ever since I found it in his crypt. I wanted to show that I survived an evil mages layer and to spit in his face, it was fun.
While I was shopping I came across a strange circus group of acrobats lead by an arrogant telepath and a over sized minion that was a slave of his I suppose. Since we are missing a full crew we need more people to man the ship so I asked if his crew wanted to join us. The arrogant telepath had the nerve to ask me if he could barrow 10k worth of gold pieces. I told him we would work something out after I was done shopping. After I was done shopping we formed a rescue team to go save the assassin.
We scryed on his location and teleported to the room he was in invisibly. There were 4 cat people waiting for our arrival I got dispelled so I become visible and so did everyone else. I went over to rescue the assassin and the other 3 were hit with a colorful ray of death. Klamor was turned to stone, and Quintin got turned to dust. The enchanter reacted quickly in relation and in about 12 seconds made all 4 cat people disappear. So I came back down and we quickly teleported away.
Over the next month we made rivals of the human man who turned out to be a great red dragon. The rivalry mainly took place between Klamor and the dragon. On our second encounter with the dragon the arrogant telepath claimed he could take care of the dragon with out a problem. So we went in to take some of the treasure without the dragon knowing… yeah right. So the dragon appeared when we touched a coin along with a few undead friends. The telepaths plan turned out to be this: he commanded his oversized slave to pull out this giant ball of lead which he threw at the dragon and turned into a bigger ball of lead and only managed to take out 2 of the 4 mummies and leave to dragon untouched. So after that things didn’t go so well… we managed to take care of the remaining mummies but the dragon was too much trouble for us to handle so we fled. Eventually we figured out that the dragon was fighting in the arena so we had Klamor fight him while we went to steal the treasure in his absence. The plan failed horrible we got there to find out that the treasure was all gone. We got back in time to see Klamor slay the dragon in a very epic duel. Of course the dragon got the last laugh as I soon find out that our ship was blown up by the dragon. I went and rescued the survivors and picked up any gear left on the ship as well.
So after that I eventually picked up Acererak’s now magical skull, i decided to go talk to the head of the Pelor church and see if I could go hunt down some heretics of the church, turns out there really isn’t any problems in this area with them, but just in case I gave him my name and a stone to call me. I told him I was a specialist in slaying such beings.
So in the end we ended to game where I was waiting to hear back from Kreia…
In the mean time without my characters knowledge, Kevin got owned twice. Barpin getting taken to the abyss which my character did know of, but only by verbal means, I never saw him be taken there. The other character of Kevin’s got owned by a group of mages who imprisoned him. So the moral of his adventure is don’t piss off a dragon and never piss off a gnome vampire who is good friends with some mages. I have a feeling the next game is going to be pretty interesting…
-Val (big josh)
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Klamors version of the latest theves game...
 So it all started out with us on a boat. Klamor does not pay much attention to things which go on because there are way more interesting things to deal with, but when Barpin was all like, "Hey the boat won't move anymore, change the weather." I was all like, "Hmm well I'm stuck on the boat till it moves so..... *control weather*" and so we were off again! Well, one night I was all standing in the crows nest wishing I was somewhere else where the silly people I call "friends" were not, when all of the sudden I hear "pop" and there's a thing that looks like a chained snake lady below me! Well, I'm like, "Hey, I can grow wings now... I'll stretch them out." So *grow* I grew me a pair of awesome eagle's wings which had a wingspan of over five feet! (being a mere three feet one inch this is pretty big!) But anyway, back to the story. Well, all of the sudden, as I'm flying about thirty feet above deck, I see the chain thing unleash a lashing bout into the bedchambers of our captain. Then two things happened at the same time. 1. I see a new guy pop out of nowhere onto the deck. and 2. A naked Barpin grabbed and molested by the chain lady. Not wanting pirate-gnome juices on me and seeing that the other dude was casting a spell I naturally make a stalagmite appear underneath him, unfortunately he dodged out of the way before it could impale his luscious veins of red nectar. But it did bruise him up a bit. As the chained creature disappears as well as Barpin, and my "comrades" appear above deck, I dive-bombed the caster man. He starts spouting nonsence about not wanting to fight so I decided to give him a few minuites as I saw to it that he was not a hunter of the undead or living. Turned out he was a hunter of the creepy chain snake lady, so he may be some use later. Either way, we decided to go save Barpin. We did easily with the help of an eccentric man who could cast spells without words or motions or anything for that matter. Either way, we did, because he could simply think of the place, where we saw Barpin, and we saw him because the one guy who was always below decks made it so we could see him, oh yeah, but he thinks and he's gone, and then he's back, with Barpin. Yay, now someone to lead us to a place of land! But unbeknowns to me they land in the daytime when I'm in my dirt bag, and when it come night again, I'm standing in the middle of a strangely familiar desert. "Why am I here again!?" I screamed remembering the horrid years I spent fighting in the gladiator pit. Either way the "friends" needed my help, even though the eccentric man easily my geni, who I had aquired in the tombs of the evil ***** vampire lady to, let us by. Well, we walk for a while and from what I gather the guy who's really good at hiding has a keep out here. And it's got treasure. I'm not as interested in the treasure as in the people who may be living there. Well, we see it and it's HUGE! Along the way I decided that I liked the idea of working under someone who had their own hideout, and a big one at that, so I tried to be friendly to the hidiy guy. Well, "Jump on my back." I say to him as I turn into a vampiric dire wolf. He does and as I am running toward the first lit window I see, I sprout wings. We fly up to the second story where I land just under the window, and turn back into my gnomish self. "Climb in." I say to him as I do the same. Inside we see a man-thing who looks more like one of them tigers I fought in the pits than a man. I sneak up to him, not knowing where my partner went, and put my hand on his shoulders and whisper into his ear, "...the lord of the keep has returned..." He tried to escape but my comrade stabbed him and I turnd him into a frog and ate him. He was slimy but kinda tastey for he was the first kinda sentient blood I had tasted. mmm... toasty... TO BE CONTINUED!
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Lord Volken's end mission report
Part A
...After my escape from the wretched hell apparently known as Moil, we decided to go visit my keep in Bordega (not a hard decision for my employers as much platinum was promised). Things started to go awry when we entered the desert, as a guardian's voice warned us that we where no to pass. Since the Fang Stronghold was located near the coast, I suggested that we head to the coast and travel up. When we found the keep another guardian appeared not accepting me as proper master of my own fortress but barring our entrance! We dealt with the guardian and returned to town until night so our strange gnome could help in reclaiming an obviously occupied fortress. This proved initially effective, we sneaked into a room and found a strange cat man going through papers. I began to sneak up on him when the foolish gnome actually went up and tapped him on the back! He obviously knows little about stealth. The cat tried to resist but one of my blades through his ribs ended that...just as we were about to get valuable information about the location of my true target (the fool who would dare steal my lair), the gnome turned the cat into a frog and ate him! Luckily we were able to find a pair of guardians in front of a door to the center tower and I was about to suggest we work our way around them, when yet again the gnome had other plans! He charged us straight into the guardians, whom we were luckily able to best, but not before one of them alerting the false "master". They thought to protect what we thought was a man from my blades with shield magic...
Woo 30% XP bonus!
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Lord Volken's end mission report
Part B
...They were mistaken. While the battle ensued I began to deliver the fang's judgement upon the fool who stole my fortress...yet he proved a worthy foe! Twice my blades tasted his flesh...and yet he would not fall. He then used his magic to cowardly summon the rest of his horde to his side...and matters turned to the worst. No shadow could hide me from his minion's sight so I thought to at least give him a parting gift...and yet he would not fall! Magic flew from all sides as my allies left me for dead...and then there was blackness.
After a time I was called back to our world, but to my surprise it was by one of the cat men! The false master was there and he asked me why I was trying to end him. I denounced him as a fool and told him the truth of my ownership of the keep and its riches but he was, of course, unwilling to relinquish it...greedy fool. He left me with the "threat" of playing with me later. And so I waited for rescue or a chance to make my escape and slit his throat during the night. And my help arrived in the form of my allies who slayed the cat guardians and freed me. We withdrew to make a plan of attack on the false master. We returned with a new ally who also knew little of stealth, as his slobbering minion literally tried to break down a wall to get at treasure. This of course alerted the master to our actions and I waited in the shadows for my chance to strike...
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Lord Volken's end mission report
Part C
...And yet I was kept from my goal yet again. The master came with his undead minions and I crept forward waiting to strike...when our pirate friend alerted us that the master was in truth a red dragon! Now I had my answer to why the cur would not fall! I knew a head on assault was useless so I bided my time for a chance to escape. It came in the form of our gnome friend staying behind to give us time to escape. He miraculously survived (me may be a valuable member yet), and we waited for our next move. Our gnome was apparently also a gladiator before as he was called to fight a challenger!...and his opponent was the dragon!! We quickly formed a plan to raid the stronghold while they fought but were disappointed to find the keep completely empty! We returned to discover that the gnome had beaten the fool dragon!...with the help of mages who ruled the country. We visited with these mages and they recognized me as the rightful owner of the keep and named me a lord. How ironic that the leaders of this country would approve the creation of a future thieves guild! This will prove most useful in the near future.
End mission report
- Lord Lind J. Volken
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Klamor's story part 2
So where was I... oh yeah, I was just finishing up my tasty frog treat when the other comrades came in the window. "We must find the master of the keep!" I think one of them said, so I walked out the door and down the hallway, finding myself at a junction I looked down one direction only to see two more of my genies! I decided that it would be good to tell my friends about this, but when I went back to the room they were mad that I had tried to do what we wanted to do! Hmm... odd people my "friends" were. Either way they wanted to scope out the rest of the place, so I say, "Hop on." as I transform into a vampiric dire wolf, fold back my wings, and leap through the window! Unfurling my wings I catch the air and soar higher and higher until we can clearly see the entire castle. Well, I see three sections and one of them has a new covered looking place on top of it, so I figgure the big boss would be there. I soar down at near top speeds only to see two more of my genies guarding yet another door! Well by this time I gather that the genies are the enemy, so I full speed fly in right at one of their faces and pretty much rip it to shreds with my teeth spaning over five inches long each. Well as I flip off his face and land in my gnomish form and give him a right rock up the ... um... windy ass? My companions are... well I forgot about them so they kinda jumped or fell off and are now in dissaray at being thrown into the middle of my epic combat with the enemy genies. They do their share of pain to our foes after I single-handedly take one down... actually it did what I do and goes into a gas, but it was cowering from my awesome power. Either way the other cowers into .... oh heck I'm just going to skip the part when we meet the man with the ladies and the stupid gladiator sultan men and the me getting turned to stone and my young friend being reencarnated as a dwarf... and the eccentric having way too much fun... and the dragon of big redness. dang... if I was on his team.. oh man... Oh yeah, so I'm talking to the foul halfling who seems to be the luckiest thing alive when all the sudden *pop* I'm standing in a round chamber with about twenty brightly dressed men standing there pointing at me. I instantly recognize them as the men who used to watch the pits, and this room as the one I woke up in with the teeth, and them as the ones who woke me up into my new invincible state, and then the big boss starts to talk, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IT'S BEEN FOURTEEN YEARS!" he screams at me, "Um... " I say trying to remember where I've been for the last fourteen years... I assume that he means the time I was in the amazing place of happyness... oh it felt so good... Anyway, "I've been in a place I think it was called Moyle and it was so great there and there were these cards that made me older and a wheele... no wait, the wheel made me older and the cards made me stronger and more experienced and oh it was so great and the-..." "Enough!" he said, "Do you know how many people have wanted to chalange the champion since you've been gone?! Nearly twenty at Least!" I then remembered my status as Champion of the pits because that evil man bit me and sucked my tasty delicious... mmm... succulent... gorgeous tantalizing.. mouth wa... um... blood, but yeah, they were pissed because I hadn't fought. Well I get to thinking, "if I take a fall and become the not champion, then they can't call me back!" "Ok," I say, "I will fight!" They are dumbfounded but agree and decide that the fight will be that night, I point out that there would be no crowd to watch the two champions and they would lose money so they decide to make it the next day. Either way about this time I realized that one of them was the guy under the girls in the palace place so I'm like, "Ahh he's bad why's he with you?" and they tell me that they are trying to come to an agreement. No further questions.
*pop*
I'm back on the boat. I tell them that I will be fighting the next night, and so then I prepare. Well. The next day is the fight. The stadium is packed. The enemy is a lousy stinking kobold. I busted out my most amazing, most crowd pleasing stylistic index of spells and gestures! I fly up into the air and become metalic as I summon in a storm of intense fury! The wind is at my back! THE SPEAR IS IN MY HAND!!! I DIVE!!! TEN! TWENTY!!! THIRTY FEET I DIVE STRAIGHT AT THE KOBOLD!!!!!! and then trip on my spear and skewer myself straight through the head. It hurt, but it was intentional. I took a fall, and floated back to my dirt. From what I gather, what happened next was unfortunate to my plan yet so fortunate to my overall happieness. The eccentric took control of the kobold, and made it die. Either way, when I wake up there's a new champion and it's the dude. Well. Sometime before all this happened we went back to the keep and tried to take the plat, but the dragon who was big and red oh wait I skipped that part.
Yeah, so,
*pop*
I'm back in the round room and there's the men, but they are decked out in jewels and one's got a red dragon scale. Oh yeah, Dragon guy is not here.
To be continued
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Re: latest game for Redeynian Theives...
Update this, dammit! I want to hear more about Josh's failure!
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Re: latest game for Redeynian Theives...
Still waiting for updates...
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Re: Part 2.....
Alright dude sorry, but i just got to read this and i have a couple suggestions. For one spell check next time, (i don't think your bottle had and "infant" amount of air.). Secondly its cool and all to have a really in depth write up but its a little unneccisary. Other than that its a good job, now get to work damn it!
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