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The Smoking Circle

Disclaimer: The content of this story involves illegal use of substances. If such offends you, I recommend you stop reading about now.

Also: I do not, nor have I ever smoked Marijuana ever in my life. I do, however, believe it should be legalized

Still a work in progress.

Premise: Alright…So I was one day I was thinking “man…I need to start smokin pot. But it needs to be with the most EPIC group ever. It needs Barack Obama, Sammy J…Okay I got 2 black guys, which is more than I know elsewhere. I need a representation of my other interests. Stan Lee. Yeah! And maybe…Chris Cornell? Naaah. Shigeru Miyamoto. My childhood hero, YEAH! And I need someone from TV…Masi Oka of heroes.”

Me: Alright…guys. I need a story idea. What do you got?
Stan: I got it! It’s a coming of age tale about a teenage boy. Who has recently gained great power. And—
Me: I swear to Thor, Stan, if you ripoff Spider-Man’s origin ONE MORE ******* TIME…you’re out.
Stan: Okay okay…it’s a coming of age tale about teenage GIRL. Who has recently gained great power, and needs to learn great responsibility
Me: ******* I hate you…Okay. Anyone else got any ideas?
Miyamoto: I got it! It’s a game…about a man who gains superhuman senses. Allowing him—
Me: Hold on. Let me finish your thought. He can see into a spiritual world, by ingesting special pills, right?
Miyamoto: Yes!! Exactly! How you know?
Me: BECAUSE YOU JUST TOOK SOME *******ED ECSTASY!
Sammy: You need to calm down, maaan. Yellin a lot. That-that ain’t cool. That ain’t healthy, neitha, man.
Me: Really? This? From you?
Sammy: Yeah man. Just…just breathe. In and out. Calm man. Be cool.
Me: Ah-alright. I’m calm. I’m cool
Sammy: Now…Stan. Can you tell me? What does this teenager superheroine look like?
Stan: What?
Sammy: Does she look, like a *****?
Stan: What?
Sammy: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM!?
Stan: What!?
Sammy: WHAT AIN’T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT
Stan: Yeah! Yeah they do! It was colonized by America in the late 20th century by Americans who no longer wanted to live on the East Coast.
Sammy: Well…damn man. Why ain’t I ever heard of What?
Stan: Because it’s locked away in the--
Me: Stan. Just…whatever. Keep goin.

Last edited by Lost Superhero, 6/1/2009, 10:19 pm