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GNOMEWATCH!
UNIQUE CHARITY EBAY AUCTION
Utterpants brings you a truly surreal charity event - GnomeWATCH
We've captured a garden gnome and plan to execute the evil little sh1t for crimes against humanity—unless you save his worthless life by ransoming him in our eBay GnomeWATCH auction which starts on Monday 3rd April.
The hilarious and satirical adventures of the gnome will unfold on Utterpants co.uk (An island of happy insanity in an ocean of dreary and depressing mediocrity) over a period of 20 days, commencing on tomorrow – 10 days before the auction begins.
Plus — we'll be making Media Packs available to the Press on eBay.co.uk — containing high resolution images of the gnome's adventures in advance of them appearing on GnomeWATCH. The proceeds of the GnomeWATCH auction and the sale of Media Packs will go to Amnesty International.
If you'd like to link to GnomeWATCH on your website or blog, please visit our Premium Supporters page.
Premium Supporters get a highly visible backlink to their websites homepage from our GnomeWATCH page, together with a FREE, complimentary high resolution poster of the evil little sh1t to display or grace your office wall.
Don't forget - the auction starts on Monday 3rd April. on eBay.co.uk.
Unless you ransom the gnome, we'll kill him—slowly and painfully!
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Bree
without nipples breasts would be pointless
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3/23/2006, 2:40 pm
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briannabanks
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Re: GNOMEWATCH!
That excited huh?
Ya'll will be by this story...
Gnome Vice Ring smashed in St Neots
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Bree
without nipples breasts would be pointless
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3/28/2006, 8:25 am
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Re: GNOMEWATCH!
I say let the little grounddweller die.
Oh, the auctions over. Nevermind.
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if dogs could think, I'd be omniscient,
as it is... I don't know
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4/16/2006, 9:23 am
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