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produce
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How about THIS darvijen?
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Everybody owns a purple tee with yellow polka dots.




Now that could be me.


Thanks produce, you beat me to the punch....and you may have noticed that isn't a bowling ball either. It's a HUMAN HEAD...or what used to sit on the shoulders of Rich Lather!




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That decisively morbid dismembered Lather head remark is totally unacceptable. You god are hereby banned from THIS forum as well. If you have issues with that decree fax your complaint(s) (in triplicate) to Jack courtesy
of theSpoof.com

thank you,
Helium

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thereal god wrote:
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darvijen wrote
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produce wrote
How about THIS darvijen?
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Everybody owns a purple tee with yellow polka dots.




Now that could be me.


Thanks produce, you beat me to the punch....and you may have noticed that isn't a bowling ball either. It's a HUMAN HEAD...or what used to sit on the shoulders of Rich Lather!




Image
That decisively morbid dismembered Lather head remark is totally unacceptable. You god are hereby banned from THIS forum as well. If you have issues with that decree fax your complaint(s) (in triplicate) to Jack courtesy
of theSpoof.com

thank you,
Helium




Shocking!
I can't login here anymore......plus Rich Lather's head won't answer my PM's concerning bowling tips*. What's a god 'aspose ta do'...

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So, it looks as though produce has finally shown his true spoof-green colors. Those spilled beans are not refundable, yet redemption is just an **s-kissing away.

*some odd items in a bowler's accessories kit:

#1 PEN KNIFE OR SIMILAR ITEM
#2 SHOE LACES
#3 THUMB PATCH: Nu-Skin or Super Glue work well. If you use Nu-Skin and get tired of the nylon patches falling off, pack a two inch square piece of sheer panty hose and cut patches from it. The panty hose will allow you to cover the entire area and a little more…it also will adhere to the skin better than the nylon patches that come with the Nu-Skin.
#4 MEDICATION: Advil, aspirin, methamphetamine etc.



Last edited by thereal god, 5/6/2006, 8:20 am


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