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That's what I'm here for.

I know everything - that's an irrefutable fact emoticon

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Can you (God) create a mountain that you can't lift?
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Can you (God) come up with a question that you can't answer?
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Can you (God) create a mountain that you can't lift?

Yes, I see that as a possibility in the near future.

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Can you (God) come up with a question that you can't answer?

What?

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Can you (God) come up with a question that you can't answer?
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What?

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I always wanted to be on the Price Is Right! It's the immortality-show-of-shows. It's what Heaven was modeled after.

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I always wanted to be on the Price Is Right! It's the immortality-show-of-shows. It's what Heaven was modeled after.

Bob Barker already holds high ranking in Heaven due to his daily closing line... "and don't forget to have your pet spade or neutered!"

Let me really spell this out a little for you... animals/pets do go to Heaven (documented fact onboard my ship). It is also well known that pets live relatively short lives. Now currently, the amount of animals in heaven is almost overwhelming. That being the case, the amount of space in Heaven that Bob Barker is personally responsible for clearing up is actually beyond counting.

All of those animals that never got born are a direct result of Bob's closing line and Heaven is a roomier place because of him!

Go Bob!
Rah God!
and if this were StarGate... we would have to say...
God Ra!
Of course there are some who would like to see:
God Raw
True meat eaters might like:
Raw God
When Scooby Doo gets scared he says,
Raaaaaaa God!
Artists in Heaven like to see:
God Draw
Finally, addicts prefer:
DruGods



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That's what I'm here for.

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Do these* come in vibrating models?


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Can you (God) create a mountain that you can't lift?

Yes, I see that as a possibility in the near future.

Mbwahahaha! That means you're not all powerful! You see there are somethings you can't do. So you're not a God!

I tricked God. What do I win?
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