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Do these* come in vibrating models?
Mooncups, eh? A healthy alternative to tampons?
They don't interfere with your healthy vaginal environment?
lol
How on earth do you wear them? Just stick them up your woo hoo?
Damn JJ, you gotta tell me how you find some of these things. I'm beginning to think you're just a little bit weird. 
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I tricked God. What do I win?
3 guesses. No, I think ONE will do 
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That's what I'm here for.
I know everything - that's an irrefutable fact
Do these* come in vibrating models?
They don't come, at all.
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4/7/2005, 5:32 am
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Can you (God) create a mountain that you can't lift?
Yes, I see that as a possibility in the near future.
Mbwahahaha! That means you're not all powerful! You see there are somethings you can't do. So you're not a God! I tricked God. What do I win?
Look russus, do you want me to come over there and beat the freakin' crap outta you?
I'm just kidding 
Whoever said I was "all powerful" was just being blustery and trying to have one up on his friends or enemies. I'm just a happy-go-lucky kind of guy who can answer your questions. Got any?
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Can you throw a steak at me with perfect aim? Hmm?
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Can you throw a steak at me with perfect aim? Hmm?
Vampires don't exist.
Now write 427 times - I will not hum when asking silly questions. 
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4/8/2005, 9:55 pm
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I can only wait so long, you know
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thereal god wrote:
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thereal god wrote:
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russus wrote:
Can you (God) create a mountain that you can't lift?
Yes, I see that as a possibility in the near future.
Mbwahahaha! That means you're not all powerful! You see there are somethings you can't do. So you're not a God! I tricked God. What do I win?
Look russus, do you want me to come over there and beat the freakin' crap outta you?
I'm just kidding
Whoever said I was "all powerful" was just being blustery and trying to have one up on his friends or enemies. I'm just a happy-go-lucky kind of guy who can answer your questions. Got any?
Actually, the Mortal wins nothing. The Prince of Darkness (a.k.a. Law Firm of Lucifer-Morningstar-Beezelbub-Old Fay-The Devil) temporarily released me from the torments of Hell (i.e. being forced to watch try-outs for The Devil's Apprentice) to inform you that God actually IS all powerful, he's just screwing with your head.
When asked the very same question back in the Dark Ages, even Lucifer promptly made a mountain he couldn't lift. When a certain flaw in ability was pointed out, Lucifer promptly lifted the mountian. When it was pointed out that he failed to make a mountain he couldn't lift, he did so once again. And when again asked to lift it, he did so. Over and over and over again until the flaw of "circular logic" made the mortal's head explode and he was taken to Hell by harpy he rode in on.
The key to getting GOD's goat is to tell him to make a mountain he can't lift EVEN IF HE TRIED. Yeah....God is a literalist The Devil is in the details.
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