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thereal god
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Re: Go ahead - ask me anything
If you're trying win any favors here Jack....
well, first off, thank you for your support, and yes, I will answer any questions. By that, I mean any questions.
...next
I think I'm on a roll here, time wise anyway.
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4/20/2005, 4:32 pm
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JackVanGump
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OK, God, how about this? As you know Bobby Brown and Paris Hilton both have a reality show and all we have is....this forum? Would it be a mortal sin to hold their heads underwater? I mean, figuratively, of course. And it never hurts to garner favor in various realms. You never know who's living room you'll have to run through trying to get away.
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4/29/2005, 10:08 am
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produce
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Re: Go ahead - ask me anything
La Toya Jackson (Wacko's sis) .. underwater
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5/1/2005, 6:52 am
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thereal god
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I completely understand the subtleties in your question, JJ, and certainly you are aware that this 'present' discord between these equally pretentious nations became irreversible with the scandal-ridden "Iran/Contra-aide for Sausages*" debacle created by Honest Ronald Reagan and his wholesome administration.
Therefore, with a relatively minor degree of comparative analysis, the answer to your more obvious question is - yes, after thawing for 5-6 months, frozen salmon has exactly the same shelf-life and digestibility as the rumored frozen corpse of the Gipper in Nancy Reagan's secret deep freezer, (at 5927 Mulholland Drive)
*"Sausage" was the Satire Writer Guild's common synonym for "hostage", circa 1979
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5/1/2005, 10:13 am
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JJ Jogolo wrote:
Q for God: I was just watching the Bush channel (FoxNews) and they are making large sound bytes about Iran and an EMP weapon taking out our electricity for up to 6 months. My question is...
how long will my salmon remain fresh in the freezer if the power goes out?
F*ck I can't believe people actually watch that sh*t. That was the same crap they trundled out during the cold war. "The russians have EMP guns in space and they'll zap all our spanky casio watches and then flood the market with their own cheap rip offs.
"Well that certainly makes me piss blood and I hope it does you too at home. Coming up, Mallory Gotsegaber goes up my rectum in search of a news item."
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My question for God. Was Timothy McVeigh behind the invasion of Iraq?
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5/2/2005, 5:20 am
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produce
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russus wrote:
"Well that certainly makes me piss blood and I hope it does you too at home.
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uh, russus?
I'm just a produce manager but medically speaking, isn't that a BAD thing,
not a good thing?
Youch!
and
Youch again.
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russus
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Are you denying me my God given right to piss blood?! You weasily little communists don't know what pain is!
I'm pissing blood for our buddies overseas. What about you?
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5/2/2005, 8:33 am
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