JackVanGump
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Re: Go ahead - ask me anything
This last item just begs this response: "OH, MOTHER OF GOD!!!!"
And your "Alfalfa" image explains a LOT about the world, God. I think I just had an spiritual moment of clarity....uh...no, no that was just gas.
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5/19/2005, 11:29 am
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speaking of optical illusions and mother of god;
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5/24/2005, 3:26 am
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JackVanGump
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"By God", you're right! Well, now I know there IS a heaven. But..uh...just for the sake of balance, can you show us what's going on...you know..."down there"? What celebrity can you show us in Hell?
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5/24/2005, 7:53 am
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That looks like Chris Tucker in Purgatory.
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5/26/2005, 3:56 pm
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No, not Gomer! He's our front line of defense against world tyranny. OK, there was that unfortunate incident at Guantanamo, but he was just following orders.
OK, God let's get serious. How can an independent satire writer get to heaven?
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6/2/2005, 8:40 am
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As usual, God has forsaken me...I guess satire writers don't go to heaven. Or can I take explict silence from God as an implict "Go To Hell"?
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He hasn't forsaken you, he's just trying to figure out how independent satire writers can get to Heaven. It'll take some time to formulate a plan. Meanwhile,
Is it true that God can incarnate as a disembodied entity on the internet?
Trick question, you have to be God to answer this one.
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if dogs could think, I'd be omniscient,
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