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Re: Where do you write and WHY do you write?
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Sorry - this story seems to have flown away like a balloon filled with helium... - seriously, click the link...
That's probably because after Jenna got banned, she requested her stories taken down, and they actually listened to her.
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darvijen
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Re: Where do you write and WHY do you write?
Hey JJ,
Thanks for the name drop in your interview with Mr. Deadwords. That made me feel so good I gave you instant karma, darling. 
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9/29/2004, 8:22 am
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Flexos Goatee
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Re: Where do you write and WHY do you write?
I'm here, might as well tell you who I am. I am the editor and primary contributor for Glossy News. I've been published since 1993 and writing full-time (almost exclusively satire) since last year. I love writing and I do so with vigor, thusly my income stems from maintaining a handful of identities across a handful of genres and publications. Some sort of stigma against writers that "write too much", it seems. I have proof but that's a separate discussion.
If anyone wants me around here, I'd be glad to lend my years of experience in online publishing to whomever requests it. Satirists are a fickle, cliquey bunch, so if I'm not welcome it won't hurt my feelings.
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Re: Where do you write and WHY do you write?
My name is Dan Reid, I'm from Canada and I write for a new fake news site called THE FAT CLAM.
It is truly the closest thing I've seen to The Onion and I can say that objectively because I am the creator and editor.
http://thefatclam.drinksonfetus.com
We are looking for contributions of all kinds, so please, check us out.
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Well, I'm still here and everyone knows what I am, 'cept Soapy Sudz, but only cause he was too tight for pay like the rest of the guys here.
I've been writing stories since 1986 and writing full-time (almost exclusively satire) for nearly two years. I love writing and I do it with balls, and my income is around $3,000 a month from about six online sites and a few offline publications.
If anyone wants the benefit of my genius, I'd be glad to lend my many years of experience to anybody who can afford to pay my obscene fees. Satirists are an anal, self-important bunch, so if I'm not welcome it aint no skin off my purty Texan nose!
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Re: Where do you write and WHY do you write?
Mr Deadwords. ISWG has known problems with their PM email. Manytimes someone will send an ISWG PM, it won't arrive. So no use writing you via ISWG.
Email me at can_you_spam_me_now@yahoo.com
all other lurking spammers out there ..
i "gots" filters to "filter" you out.
Spam IS of course accepted from darvijen or Mz Banks or god of course, Mr Camel, CVH if you're still there, CHUCK? RICH? You're part of the club too now Mr Flexos simply for posting.
(sorry if I left somebody out) .. you're all welcome to spam me. Try and sell me some diagra or fix-my-credit pill or an xxxcam I don't care.
If it's coming from one of you folks, it's ok.
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Re: Where do you write and WHY do you write?
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If you'd like to share, please tell us a little bit about yourself, why you write and who you write for.
PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS OTHER PEOPLES POSTS HERE - YOU CAN CREATE NEW THREADS FOR THAT. LET THIS BE A SUMMARY OF WRITERS SO I CAN MAKE IT A STICKY REFERENCE.
POSTS WHICH ARE NOT ENTRIES BY YOU ABOUT YOU WILL BE DELETED.
And with that I'll stop shouting ;-)
Jenna
I guess I shouldn't even bother with this, just because I have a weird feeling at least 90% of you are much older than me, but here goes anyway. I write... everywhere. It's an occasional impulse. And by occasional I mean it reoccurs every 35 minutes.
I don't know why... no one listens to being nice. People can tell if you're really being sincere. I guess if I'm going to write, it has to be satire, because if it wasn't, it'd be so incredibly fake Britney Spears's boobs would fly at me like I was a plastic surgeon with a condom. I think I have my reason why now... I'm just a jerk. A writer... who's a rude wench. I bet none of you guys are, but I am. Besides, I'm much too smart to do things kids my age do... I'm no genius, my IQ is only, what 189? But, it is a bit better than 87, the average for a Nickelodeon obsessed preteen, eh? Please don't hate me. I'm only 13... *runs and hides*
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Bizmarck
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JennaRossity wrote:
If you'd like to share, please tell us a little bit about yourself, why you write and who you write for.
PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS OTHER PEOPLES POSTS HERE - YOU CAN CREATE NEW THREADS FOR THAT. LET THIS BE A SUMMARY OF WRITERS SO I CAN MAKE IT A STICKY REFERENCE.
POSTS WHICH ARE NOT ENTRIES BY YOU ABOUT YOU WILL BE DELETED.
And with that I'll stop shouting ;-)
Jenna
I guess I shouldn't even bother with this, just because I have a weird feeling at least 90% of you are much older than me, but here goes anyway. I write... everywhere. It's an occasional impulse. And by occasional I mean it reoccurs every 35 minutes.
I don't know why... no one listens to being nice. People can tell if you're really being sincere. I guess if I'm going to write, it has to be satire, because if it wasn't, it'd be so incredibly fake Britney Spears's boobs would fly at me like I was a plastic surgeon with a condom. I think I have my reason why now... I'm just a jerk. A writer... who's a rude wench. I bet none of you guys are, but I am. Besides, I'm much too smart to do things kids my age do... I'm no genius, my IQ is only, what 189? But, it is a bit better than 87, the average for a Nickelodeon obsessed preteen, eh? Please don't hate me. I'm only 13... *runs and hides*
O yeah, I don't write for anyone. I write for myself. Unless someone like me is genuinely interested... which they won't be.
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