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Think I should put my story on here?


I want to, but no one's going to like it because I am a "child" and thus could not possibly write a story good enough to entertain you 'intellectual' folks. So, what do you think? It would be a waste of time and no one would bother reading it (I know this because adults have kind of turned into degenerate and superficial pricks emoticon ) but I want to anyway.

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Go ahead, Biz.
What have you got to lose?

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I am a "child" and thus could not possibly write a story good enough to entertain you 'intellectual' folks.


Huh? Sheesh darlin' y'all chip's showin' agin'.
Remind me, how old was Mozart when he composed his first symphony? If you're any good folks will recognise it and if you're not the silence will deafen you. Age has nuthin' whatsoever to do with it. The current front page story on the site I write for was written by a 14-year-old and kicks ass. Nuff said I hope? ;-)
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So, what do you think?


If ya wanna do it, do it. But like ya'll said yourself this place is dead. If ya want ppl to read your stuff wouldn't it be better to submit it to a fic site, or a satire news site?

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I know this because adults have kind of turned into degenerate and superficial pricks


Huh? Lookit, sweetie, dontcha think y'all overplayin' the teen angst card just a teeny bit? We were all thirteen once believe it or not and some of us can still remember what it felt like. You don't have a monopoly on ****ed up, sweetie. ;-)

As for adults, they're just bigger kids. Adults don't turn into 'degenerate and superficial pricks' unless they started out that way. Wankers were always wankers just as some kids are total brats. They'll still be brats when they're thirty. Trust me, I know this stuff. ;-)



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Adults don't turn into 'degenerate and superficial pricks' unless they started out that way.


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All right.

But doesn't angst nowadays require being a 14 year old 'emo' boy who wears his sister's clothes and an overbearing amount of eyeliner, and makes out with his brother?

Not that that's not hot, but... yeah.


I will post it. Hell, not now though because I'm possibly the worst procrastinator known to mankind. emoticon

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"If ya wanna do it, do it. But like ya'll said yourself this place is dead. If ya want ppl to read your stuff wouldn't it be better to submit it to a fic site, or a satire news site?"

Hell no. If it sucks ass, only about three, maybe four people will see it. emoticon


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Hell no. If it sucks ass, only about three, maybe four people will see it. emoticon



Don't worry about it sucking ass. If it sucks ass, then there'll be a lot of room for improvement.



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"If ya wanna do it, do it. But like ya'll said yourself this place is dead. If ya want ppl to read your stuff wouldn't it be better to submit it to a fic site, or a satire news site?"

Hell no. If it sucks ass, only about three, maybe four people will see it. emoticon



Make that Three - maybe Four Hundred..., Lotsa folks pass thru here, like me, looking for something new and different.
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Thanks, babe. I don't feel insecure at all... *shifty eyes*

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I want to, but no one's going to like it because I am a "child" and thus could not possibly write a story good enough to entertain you 'intellectual' folks. So, what do you think? It would be a waste of time and no one would bother reading it (I know this because adults have kind of turned into degenerate and superficial pricks emoticon ) but I want to anyway.


How do you know the truth about adults unless you are one? (i.e. degenerate and superficial pricks)
When I write i.e., is e. a verb?
As in i.e. the piss out of them.

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