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No you silly. Id est... If you're really interested in writing satire you should go to thespoof.com.
darvijen? Mz Banks? I'll let you handle the fallout from this one. I'm just a lurker lurking like the rest of you lurkers but Melium admits a close link tie to Mr helium.
Again, my lawyer (he really DOES work for the guy that Cheney blasted here in Austin), he advises me to say, quote,
"I'm just lurking ggoddogg .. passing the ball to darvijen or Mz Banks or someone more qualified to deal with the matter at hand without getting their PANTS
utterly sued off"
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Mz Banks? I'll let you handle the fallout from this one.
Pass, Manny. I suspect it's JJ or Big G or any one of a half dozen bored guys having some fun.
Even if it aint, it's borrrrring. Been there, done that, moved on. So should you. You're funny. Write, don't waste your time on this crap.
I'd like to leave Shelium-Melium with this thought...
SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!
You need it and ya aint gettin' it dude.
Go on, come on over to the dark side and rub one out, ya know ya want to. Ms Francois is waiting for you....right Nick?
;-)
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Guns go bang. No ****, really, they do. I'm serious!
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Re: Think I should put my story on here?
I don't know what this helium-smelium controversy is about, but the smell of it makes me yearn for oxygen.
Does it involve money or just e goes?
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Pass, Manny. I suspect it's JJ or Big G or any one of a half dozen bored guys having some fun. ;-)
thx Mz Banks. Maybe I'll submit a Brit does Dubya's dog in a White House kennel story or something. However, remember way back when JJ and Bob Deadwords fooled everybody pretending to be Jack and Helium. I told everyone from day one that it was a scam. Trust me this time.
Melium IS helium.
Incarnate. If anyone has any "words" for Melium/Helium I suggest they take this opportunity to come forth with them now. Since Helium doesn't communicate with writers, not even his own via normal channels grab hold to the gusto while you can.
I bet darvijen's 9th life that this is the real inert gas being.
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Re: Think I should put my story on here?
Brianna is correct. What good is satire without tits, penises, vaginas, pubic hair and semen? How many great stories have been stifled by TheSpoof because its editors are anal-retentive? How many people are not laughing? So sad!
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Never mind about helium, I got the poop from a camel in the desert.
Yes, you should put your story here and then sift through the crap for anything constructive that might cause you to take a step in the right direction. It could also cause you to grow gills and a thick scaly skin required of all writers.
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Brianna is correct. What good is satire without tits, penises, vaginas, pubic hair and semen?
It can help reveal that cancer is the funniest thing ever, don't you think? Admittedly "tits, penises, vaginas, pubic hair and semen" are truly funny, life wouldn't exist without something like them, but Cancer....now that's funny. Makes Death take 2nd billing, and by the way, is angry as hell, too. Prior to Cancer becoming so popular, Death use to have a certain funny mysterious charm about it, and sewn with "doubt" and "fear" it was really the best comedy schtick ever.
Can you imagine everyone's favorite sexy satire site, Utterpants, being UdderCance?
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cancer IS the funniest thing ever
Bloody RIOT cancer is god.
(that's my lead-in to selling you folks some cancer insurance)
(This site I signed up to says I can sell folks cancer insurance and get rich and retire before I reach High school even)
CANCER will greet 3 out of 4 or .. was it 5 out of 7, I forget .. either way .. god's right. Cancer's a riot. "Bloody riot" as Tony Blair would say.
Now .. for those wanting protection from that dreaded form of humor .. inbox me and I'll shoot you over a preliminary policy analysis free of charge (void where prohibited)
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