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Ch-Chapter 1

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LOS (THAT'S AN EFFIN' 'O!') ANGELES (DAMMIT THAT'S THE ****IN' TITLE)
by losersalwayswin (me)
Ch-Chapter 1
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I looked Joel up and down.
"How old are you?" I asked him, halfly because it's part of the procedure and halfly because I was hoping he was legal.
"Twenty one," he responded nervously.
'SCORE! When I make him "pay" for my services, I won't get charged. Well, not for him being underaged, at least,' I thought to myself. I looked to Joe, who was eating a sandwich and smoking. Yep, at once. He's a multitasker. I would know. I would also tell you HOW I know, but word here, it spreads fast, and my mom's a Catholic. Joe took the sub out of this mouth and told Joel to take his shirt off. What, it's procedure. I swear.
Joel took his shirt off to reveal his skinny, pale, sweaty [not that I was concentrating]-- chest. Joe and I stared like Oprah would stare at a skinny, younger female for about ten seconds as the rest of Good Charlotte stood there, whispering among themselves that they hoped they didn't have to do that.
Maybe they thought we couldn't hear them.
Then Paul, the chubby but still ****able bass player, asked, "What does this have to do with anything?"

Joe snapped.

Not that this was a shocker... he has more mood swings than Mary Kate Olsen after weighing herself.

"WE ARE PROFESSIONALS!" he yelled.
If only he had screamed with that much conviction when I was going down on him the night before.
"WE ARE ANALYZING YOUR IMAGE! Jesus Christ! If you want to be successful, you're going to have to learn to listen!"

He continued as everyone donned a scared look and stopped breathing. Except me. Hehe.

"Now, what I think is," He began. Not that he ended or anything, but... he did take a breath.
"That if you guys want to be a punk band, you need to have the attitude."
No... ****ing... ****.
"Is that ok with you, boy?"
He glanced at Paul. Paul acted scared as he had said yes, but I know he was just trying to cover up that he was imagining what it would be like to have a threesome with us.

Joe pulled a video from his briefcase.
"Ok, boys," he said.
"TIME TO LEARN."

end of chapter 1

Yeah, that blew, too. I like my story, so **** you all... literally.

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9/8/2005, 6:24 pm

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Re: Ch-Chapter 1

Heh, it sucks reading my stories because my chapters are like 10 lines long and I have like 9273598327985728572 chapters per story. Hehe.

Oh, well.

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9/8/2005, 6:25 pm

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Re: Ch-Chapter 1

The next chapter is SWEET, though.

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9/8/2005, 6:27 pm

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Re: Ch-Chapter 1

So, are we in LA or LV ? Minor detail.....

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9/9/2005, 9:17 am

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So, are we in LA or LV ? Minor detail.....

Minor for the casual reader maybe, but I do remember an ancient encounter with one sometimes known as das Billah-Bub, in which everthing in the details mattered...

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9/12/2005, 4:37 am

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Re: Ch-Chapter 1

I turned 14 eight seconds ago.

Can't you read a damn title?

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9/19/2005, 5:14 pm

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I turned 14 eight seconds ago.

Can't you read a damn title?

Ah-ha....

As for the title;

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Bizmark
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LOS ANGELES
By losersalwayswin (me)

And this one;

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BizmarkFEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
by losersalwayswin (me)

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9/19/2005, 8:11 pm

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Re: Ch-Chapter 1

Damnnnnnnnnn

I don't want to fix it...

*goes and fixes it*

I was probably thinking about the movie when I was like, typing and all that jazz.
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3/13/2006, 6:14 pm

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Re: Ch-Chapter 1

Halfly isn't a word, is it?

Oh, the irony, and that's my favorite "word," too.

Maybe I should finish this story, even though I barely remember starting it. I must have been really really having a "perverted day" but oh well, I'll work with it...

(Damn, I spelled Los Angeles wrong. I hate the world!)

*fixes it*
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3/13/2006, 6:19 pm

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Oh, the irony, I don't even know what that means. I might as well...
no, I can't do that, it wouldn't be ethical.