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Paris is getting a BUM Rap, please help for the luv of ..
Please Paypal your donation to "Get Paris Freed"
in care of the_produce_manager@Gmail.com
and may God Bless
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Re: Paris is getting a BUM Rap, please help for the luv of ..
I feel so terrible for all the awful things I wrote in Spoof about Paris Hilton. Without a doubt, the scorn and ridicule I heaped upon this intelligent, caring young woman is what likely tempted her to drive on a revoked license and ultimately was the reason she was sent to jail for 45 days.
To try to make ammends, I am sending a $50,000 donation to the Produce Manager. I've already checked his standing with CharityWatch.com and they indicate that at least 2% of contributions made to him go directly to the effort to get young Miss Hilton out of jail. After receiving my check, the Produce Manager was also nice enough to send me a copy of a copy of the Paris Hilton Sex Video tape. I must say... one doesn't get that sort of bonus when donating to the Red Cross.
Professor Nouveau and I have watched the video (about 40 times so far) and I have to tell you---it has changed our relationship. Bless that wonderful Paris Hilton!
 
In a strange sort of way, Paris reminds me a little of my mother.
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Re: Paris is getting a BUM Rap, please help for the luv of ..
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MorganTruce wrote:
I feel so terrible for all the awful things I wrote in Spoof about Paris Hilton. Without a doubt, the scorn and ridicule I heaped upon this intelligent, caring young woman is what likely tempted her to drive on a revoked license and ultimately was the reason she was sent to jail for 45 days.
To try to make ammends, I am sending a $50,000 donation to the Produce Manager. I've already checked his standing with CharityWatch.com and they indicate that at least 2% of contributions made to him go directly to the effort to get young Miss Hilton out of jail. After receiving my check, the Produce Manager was also nice enough to send me a copy of a copy of the Paris Hilton Sex Video tape. I must say... one doesn't get that sort of bonus when donating to the Red Cross.
Professor Nouveau and I have watched the video (about 40 times so far) and I have to tell you---it has changed our relationship. Bless that wonderful Paris Hilton!
In a strange sort of way, Paris reminds me a little of my mother.
Glad the tape helped with the Prof howEVER,
for a mere 10 grand extra I can point you to a site that has a totally NEW top secret
unreleased Paris Hilton triple XXX tape
Don't ask me what's going on here or how
Sponge Bob's involved I won't tell,
not without the 10 grand donation but
it's hot! If you're into xxx with Sponge Bob
and a guy with a cane and a crowd watching.
In a cemetary God BLESS ya Paris what would we do without ya
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