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Go For It!

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uh .. god .. i didn't do that. You WERE at 2 plus 10 minutes ago. Now you're 1. Did you smite yourself? I won't SMITE you without express persmission from you, god.
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somebody smote you. SOmebody else might smite you again. If I do it you'll go negative. Can't let that happen. Only the REAL god can maintain a perfectly balanced karma level of
absolute zero. Let's see what happens next.
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I don't believe in self-smiting, plus I don't think it's electronically possible. Try it, and then smite me. I fully concur with your take on this matter. emoticon

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ok god .. you told me .. here goes ..



SMITE !!!!!
: )


i .. i mean

: (

at least you're back to cosmic zero perfection now : )

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that's my very first SMITE god and ..
and ..

:

I'm sorry to say ..


it

felt


not bad.
I'm so ashamed. I smote somebody. god of all people.

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In the name of all that is humble and sacred, wouldn't you know god shows up just when 'unsurmountable humility' was being exhumed! emoticon emoticon

A write-in candidate....hmmmm....deja-vu all over the place.

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So you do have grande aspirations. Have you held public or private office before. Even club president will count here.

And, also, would you care to make public here, your offer to post or store other writer's stories? Or could they email you?


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quote:

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that's my very first SMITE god and ..
and ..

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I'm sorry to say ..


it

felt


not bad.
I'm so ashamed. I smote somebody. god of all people.



It's not like I didn't axe for it, Kevin. ? Where did that come from? Is your real name Kevin?
I've always loved absolute zero. emoticon

Crap, sorry Bob, I forgot this is your innerview.

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No problem, god, thanks for the input. In fact, if anyone else would like to jump in here, please do.

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whew. We've got god back at zero again. Folks let's try to keep him there ok? He is god and all. If he rises, smite him, if he falls, applaud him.
Absolute cosmic zero is our perpetual perfect target goal for god.


Folks can always try to write me here but the inbox only holds 5 PM's so write me at

can_you_spam_me_now@yahoo.com

pretty cool email addr eh? The spammers don't know what to make of it yet. They're probably going

"Well .. if he WANTS us to spam him then"
"We'll just show him and not".





Just like JJ did, if you have Spoof stories,
go to the Spoof then, in your browser choose

FILE

SAVE AS HTML

you've got a carbon copy of your story.
Emailable to any email addr that is emailable.

JJ saved all his work to his harddrive just as I did long ago. Always a good idea to have a copy of your work. Every story I ever created was not on my harddrive but inside the Spoof's PENDING input textbox. Meaning, only the Spoof had a copy of my story.


Those of you that are still unbanned. I'll be getting back to the Vortex saga soon. Here in Austin (GW's coming to Crawford to vote tomorrow) it is BRRRRRRRRRRR (70's) weather and we're only on day

THREE

of the

NINE

days of summer .. in the vortex.
Funny how, the day before any election frigid Canadian cold fronts dip deep down into south Texas. Are the Canadians trying to influence our vote? It could plunge down to 60 here tonight. Isn't there something you're suppose to do to your pipes when temperatures plunge that low?



Things got pretty wild and crazy in the vortex but nobody at the SPOOF knew anything about the vortex so we were free to .. even .. curse the POPE even without reprise.

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