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Re: Interview with Satirist/Grocer, Dr. Hiram T. Produce
Go For It!
--- what's usually missing here is a sense of youmah
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Re: Interview with Satirist/Grocer, Dr. Hiram T. Produce
uh .. god .. i didn't do that. You WERE at 2 plus 10 minutes ago. Now you're 1. Did you smite yourself? I won't SMITE you without express persmission from you, god.
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11/1/2004, 4:37 pm
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somebody smote you. SOmebody else might smite you again. If I do it you'll go negative. Can't let that happen. Only the REAL god can maintain a perfectly balanced karma level of
absolute zero. Let's see what happens next.
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11/1/2004, 4:39 pm
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I don't believe in self-smiting, plus I don't think it's electronically possible. Try it, and then smite me. I fully concur with your take on this matter.
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11/1/2004, 5:17 pm
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Re: Interview with Satirist/Grocer, Dr. Hiram T. Produce
ok god .. you told me .. here goes ..
SMITE !!!!!
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i .. i mean
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at least you're back to cosmic zero perfection now : )
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that's my very first SMITE god and ..
and ..
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I'm sorry to say ..
it
felt
not bad.
I'm so ashamed. I smote somebody. god of all people.
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No problem, god, thanks for the input. In fact, if anyone else would like to jump in here, please do.
--- listening is like reading, without the strain
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11/1/2004, 6:27 pm
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whew. We've got god back at zero again. Folks let's try to keep him there ok? He is god and all. If he rises, smite him, if he falls, applaud him.
Absolute cosmic zero is our perpetual perfect target goal for god.
Folks can always try to write me here but the inbox only holds 5 PM's so write me at
can_you_spam_me_now@yahoo.com
pretty cool email addr eh? The spammers don't know what to make of it yet. They're probably going
"Well .. if he WANTS us to spam him then"
"We'll just show him and not".
Just like JJ did, if you have Spoof stories,
go to the Spoof then, in your browser choose
FILE
SAVE AS HTML
you've got a carbon copy of your story.
Emailable to any email addr that is emailable.
JJ saved all his work to his harddrive just as I did long ago. Always a good idea to have a copy of your work. Every story I ever created was not on my harddrive but inside the Spoof's PENDING input textbox. Meaning, only the Spoof had a copy of my story.
Those of you that are still unbanned. I'll be getting back to the Vortex saga soon. Here in Austin (GW's coming to Crawford to vote tomorrow) it is BRRRRRRRRRRR (70's) weather and we're only on day
THREE
of the
NINE
days of summer .. in the vortex.
Funny how, the day before any election frigid Canadian cold fronts dip deep down into south Texas. Are the Canadians trying to influence our vote? It could plunge down to 60 here tonight. Isn't there something you're suppose to do to your pipes when temperatures plunge that low?
Things got pretty wild and crazy in the vortex but nobody at the SPOOF knew anything about the vortex so we were free to .. even .. curse the POPE even without reprise.
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