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And there are always those who take an idea too far...


Ewww...gross, JJ. Where do you find them? ;-)



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And there are always those who take an idea too far...


Ewww...gross, JJ. Where do you find them? ;-)


That one was easy... he's my soul brother Hahkmeldah who lives in a small amish community in Cheyene, Wyoming. Trust me, if Hahkmeldah says he has a ROD of STEEL...

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...you might want to take his word for it.


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Personally, my ears are pierced (2 left / 1 right) but I definitely prefer being the poker as opposed to the pokee. Piercings are cool but I'll just stick to poking holes.




I think it's massively cool when a guy has both ears pierced. Actually I just think it's hot as hell. Tongue piercings are pretty hot too. Can you believe I've never kissed anyone with a tongue piercing? But I wanna. Boy do I wanna...

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Again, I forgot what I'm replying to here...,but, this was one of my favorite interviews of all time, and I'm still pi$$ed that PM took his avatar off!

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I KNEW something would cause you to surface Mr Deadwords. If I wasn't a sane produce manager I'd swear you were behind everything that's ever happened here, Tatooine, the Milky Way galaxy, the Spoof even under the direction of Jack. o. Helium's innocent I swear he is. Of mal forethought even though he'll BAN you at the drop of a hat for nothing!
So sad .. Helium's not what you folks believe though .. in a way he is. peek websters.com (riddle) .. pick of Morgan truce.


I didn't pull my avatar Mr D .., I lost it and ..

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possibly much of the history of the vortex. All was stored on a server way back.

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I've got lots of WORDS but .. nobody seems to care in 2007 anyway so I don't ponder over it. perhaps since YOU made it back you can get the rest of the folks over at .. utter and all the other sites to say 'ello mate.

(Mr Deadwords IS/WAS a real NPR fella Mr Peno)
NPR is/was kind of like CNN or FOX only, NPR kinda tells the truth about stuff, doesn't go on like Bill making up stuff about staying the course aka dub .. Bob Deadwords IS a real NPR guy.

(as you see, I'm now trying to get political and all, draw out our 2 political lurking correspondents, Mr Rich Lather and .. .. darvijen)
I'd pay cold hard Euro's to view THAT Hannity/Colms debate again.




(so Mr Deadwords. Is the interview officially over or do I have more questions? Just how DOES one conclude an interview?

LARRY -> Thank you for tuning in. Tomorrow night our guest will be, the CORPSE of the former dictator of Iraq, Saddam Hussein. Stay tuned for Nancy Grace as she ..




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I KNEW something would cause you to surface Mr Deadwords. If I wasn't a sane produce manager I'd swear you were behind everything that's ever happened here, Tatooine, the Milky Way galaxy, the Spoof even under the direction of Jack. o. Helium's innocent I swear he is. Of mal forethought even though he'll BAN you at the drop of a hat for nothing!
So sad .. Helium's not what you folks believe though .. in a way he is. peek websters.com (riddle) .. pick of Morgan truce.


I didn't pull my avatar Mr D .., I lost it and ..

emoticon

possibly much of the history of the vortex. All was stored on a server way back.

:O

I've got lots of WORDS but .. nobody seems to care in 2007 anyway so I don't ponder over it. perhaps since YOU made it back you can get the rest of the folks over at .. utter and all the other sites to say 'ello mate.

(Mr Deadwords IS/WAS a real NPR fella Mr Peno)
NPR is/was kind of like CNN or FOX only, NPR kinda tells the truth about stuff, doesn't go on like Bill making up stuff about staying the course aka dub .. Bob Deadwords IS a real NPR guy.

(as you see, I'm now trying to get political and all, draw out our 2 political lurking correspondents, Mr Rich Lather and .. .. darvijen)
I'd pay cold hard Euro's to view THAT Hannity/Colms debate again.




(so Mr Deadwords. Is the interview officially over or do I have more questions? Just how DOES one conclude an interview?

LARRY -> Thank you for tuning in. Tomorrow night our guest will be, the CORPSE of the former dictator of Iraq, Saddam Hussein. Stay tuned for Nancy Grace as she ..




Now that you mention it, this interview never properly concluded....



Have you continued to correspond with Helium?

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(so Mr Deadwords. Is the interview officially over or do I have more questions?


Now that you mention it, this interview never properly concluded....
Have you continued to correspond with Helium?



no contact with Helium Mr Deadwords. It all stopped. Come to think of it, no contact with MOST of the folks that used to visit THIS place. Time marches on I guess.
 

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So it seems, so it seems.

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If you contacted Helium, let's say, for a real life interview, would he/she respond?

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So it seems, so it seems.

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If you contacted Helium, let's say, for a real life interview, would he/she respond?


An acutal interview invitation WAS extended long long ago in a thread far far away as you requested. No dice.

I don't think so. Gw BUSH will win in '08, '12 and '16 too before a Helium interview transpires on this stage this lifetime.


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Well, would you consider playing the part of the Old Gass in yet another sendup?

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