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June Roll Call, Dahlink
Looks like you guys have finally given up on attacking the best damn satire site on the web  At long last the suffering has exhausted itself! Rest in Peace young ones.
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Melium Truce wrote:
Looks like you guys have finally given up on attacking the best damn satire site on the web At long last the suffering has exhausted itself! Rest in Peace young ones.
the former taco bell dog (now on foodstamps) says
"Yo quiero bury this site at sea mucho grande".
I say,
"cremation's not a bad deal when done right"
of course
darvijen probably want's the whole place's ashes blasted off into space to orbit the
earth until the sun turns into a supernova and explodes in
2,781,001,067 AD (the very DAY we get out of Iraq DARN!)
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Re: June Roll Call, Dahlink
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produce wrote:
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Melium Truce wrote:
Looks like you guys have finally given up on attacking the best damn satire site on the web At long last the suffering has exhausted itself! Rest in Peace young ones.
the former taco bell dog (now on foodstamps) says
"Yo quiero bury this site at sea mucho grande".
I say,
"cremation's not a bad deal when done right"
of course
darvijen probably want's the whole place's ashes blasted off into space to orbit the
earth until the sun turns into a supernova and explodes in
2,781,001,067 AD (the very DAY we get out of Iraq DARN!)
Good one, Produce!
Does Satire still exist?
I went by SatireSearch , and neither theSpoof or Utterpants is in the rankings.....
To keep with the funereal theme here, I found this fitting image
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"I'm Abdul "Ben" Camel, and I approved this Message!"
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6/11/2006, 10:48 am
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Abdul benCamel wrote:
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produce wrote:
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Melium Truce wrote:
Looks like you guys have finally given up on attacking the best damn satire site on the web At long last the suffering has exhausted itself! Rest in Peace young ones.
the former taco bell dog (now on foodstamps) says
"Yo quiero bury this site at sea mucho grande".
I say,
"cremation's not a bad deal when done right"
of course
darvijen probably want's the whole place's ashes blasted off into space to orbit the
earth until the sun turns into a supernova and explodes in
2,781,001,067 AD (the very DAY we get out of Iraq DARN!)
Good one, Produce!
Does Satire still exist?
I went by SatireSearch , and neither theSpoof or Utterpants is in the rankings.....
To keep with the funereal theme here, I found this fitting image
thx Mr C and ..
where have you and everyone else been? Venus?
i hear it's almost as hot up on Venus as it
is down here with all this Al Gore Global
warming stuff .. temps routinely exceeding the boiling point of Zima
here in the Capital of Texas.
thx for the camel cig warning to the kids that might be monitoring this thread.
Cigarettes don't kill people.
People kill people. When they can't afford to BUY cigarettes.
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6/12/2006, 6:17 pm
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Abdul benCamel wrote:
Does Satire still exist?
I went by SatireSearch , and neither theSpoof or Utterpants is in the rankings.....
Nope. Sadly, Pants is only now an archive. I pray for a resurrection someday but I've learned not to get my hopes up.
I couldn't care less about the Spoof.
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Sadly, Pants is only now an archive. I couldn't care less about the Spoof.
thx for clocking in JJ. Now if everybody ELSE would clock in.
Not to worry darvijen. This Dolph impersonator will get Pants up and
UN-archived likitity spoof..
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JJ Jogolo wrote:
Pants is only now an archive
I'll be bandwagoning again... soon... someday... if anyone wants to contact me, feel free to do so at:
joe_long77(AT)hotmail.com
bugs and blisses to all...
JJ
Apology accepted JJ. Your re-vamped "Dear Abby" Stories might make the cut at the New and Improved Spoof.com. Give it a concerted effort and reap the New Reward System of Writer Status Points!
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Apology accepted JJ. Your re-vamped "Dear Abby" Stories might make the cut at the New and Improved Spoof.com. Give it a concerted effort and reap the New Reward System of Writer Status Points!
JJ.
Congrats on getting Melium's momentary applause and approval before
grinding you into the dirt like a West Texas DUNG beetle(WTDB)
like he does the rest of us.
Me and theRealGod ..
MELIUM -> 
I mean,
theRealGod and "I" tracked down this
un-retouched stationary gif of the real Melium's actual
tea/aroma-therapy room out there on the web at
how_the_****_did_THAT_****_get_on_the_web.com
The real melium would like for you to
drop by for tea up there in Wappum to
discuss your new (unpaid) assignment at the spoof.
dot
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com
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produce wrote:
This Dolph impersonator will get Pants up and
UN-archived likitity spoof..
Thanks but no thanks. You may put the Hitler back on ice. It'd probably never be the same again anyway.
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