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was a little too tall, could’ve used a few pounds ..

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Tight pants points hardly reknown,
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes,
And points all her own sitting way up high


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(doing doing doing DOING doing)

..

..

..

..

((doing de-doing doingg)
Way up firm and high ..





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Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy,


Out in the back seat of my ’60 chevy,



Workin’ on mysteries without any clues,











Workin’ on our night moves
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Tryin’ to make some front page drive-in news,

Workin’ on our night moves.




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In the summertime




"mmm mmmmmmm"



In the sweet summertime
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Awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered.
Ain’t it funny how the night moves
When you just don’t seem to have as much to lose Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in ..

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Re: was a little too tall, could’ve used a few pounds ..

WTF
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Re: was a little too tall, could’ve used a few pounds ..

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WTF
World Tofu Federation right?

Thx Russus for bumping this thread's
VIEW count up to 12.

Not a very popular thread, this one, for some reason.



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Not a very popular thread, this one, for some reason.



I just think most of us scratched our heads and echoed similar sentiments to Russus's "WTF."

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Re: was a little too tall, could’ve used a few pounds ..

as you see I'm still around darvijen at
10:31 AM (CST).
Only, the clock IS ticking. Hopefully the resolution will resolve itself in a resolute matter acceptable to all parties.
Remember .. don't spill any beans.
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as you see I'm still around darvijen at
10:31 AM (CST).
Only, the clock IS ticking. Hopefully the resolution will resolve itself in a resolute matter acceptable to all parties.
Remember .. don't spill any beans.

Of course, doll.
Good luck.



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quote:
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as you see I'm still around darvijen at
10:31 AM (CST).
Only, the clock IS ticking. Hopefully the resolution will resolve itself in a resolute matter acceptable to all parties.
Remember .. don't spill any beans.

Of course, doll.
Good luck.





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7:44 and waiting for PM

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Even thereal god can't spill the beans on the produce manager


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3:21 and still waiting


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5:11 (CST) .. spill away god
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