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Ummm, fanfare? Oh... yeah, yeah... click here - FANFARE - click here



You're so good on that trumpet, JJ.
You should go pro.


LOL - thank you dear Jen Jen! If you liked that then you'll love this:
 Fanfare and a Special Hello to ABCamel
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Btw, was that Jeff Gordon I spotted here earlier?

I think I want him to spank me.

Well, I am a fan and a very close personal friend of Jeff's. I know many women who are just like you when it comes to Jeff Gordon and spanking.

I thought rather than a photo of Jeff spanking you or Brianna, I'd add an image of Jeff getting spanked himself... and by a bunch of other men no less!


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Jeff Gordon getting spanked by his buddies at Daytona!




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LOL - thank you dear Jen Jen! If you liked that then you'll love this:
 Fanfare and a Special Hello to ABCamel
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A call for help gets answered!




You're a nut, J(enter rest of your name here). J(enter rest of your name here).

Sounds like someone's been sucking on Helium a bit...

Er, bad choice of words. You know what I mean.

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I'd add an image of Jeff getting spanked himself... and by a bunch of other men no less!



Boy, you can really ruin a girl's mood, JJ.
That couldn't have been this year's Daytona, so there.

At least Crusty Rusty was all banged up too.


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I'd add an image of Jeff getting spanked himself... and by a bunch of other men no less!



Boy, you can really ruin a girl's mood, JJ.


I get that more than I care to acknowledge...
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That couldn't have been this year's Daytona, so there.


Definitely not this year... Datoyna 500 - 2005 Jeff Gordon Victorious - He spanked them all at Daytona this year!!! Said he'd love to meet you someday... if he ever gets to Berrien Springs, Michigan. I'm sure he was just being nice but if I know him like I think I do then don't be surprised if someday, someone like me, comes up to you or emails you and says, NASCAR great Jeff gordon is going to be in your town and wants to meet you... don't be surprised... okay???
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At least Crusty Rusty was all banged up too.

Rusty Wallace had to settle for 10th place and a career that ends without a Daytona victory... b..b..b..bummer!

 


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I get that more than I care to acknowledge...



Then they are very silly girls.

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Said he'd love to meet you someday... if he ever gets to Berrien Springs, Michigan. I'm sure he was just being nice but if I know him like I think I do then don't be surprised if someday, someone like me, comes up to you or emails you and says, NASCAR great Jeff Gordon is going to be in your town and wants to meet you... don't be surprised... okay???



Heh, okay. A girl can dream, can't she?
He's got my same initials, ya know? And he was the only Nascar driver to not endorse George W. Bush for president. Plus, he doesn't have the typical southern drawl and bad grammar that so many Nascar drivers suffer from.

Oh yeah, and he's hot.
Little E's a bit hot too, but a bit dim as well. ****y, which automatically shortens a man's penis by at least two inches (as determined by level of ****iness). Didja know that?

That's why I root for Jeff G. in a nutshell. Seems very modest. Bet he's hung like the horses under his hood. You can tell him I said that.

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Rusty Wallace had to settle for 10th place and a career that ends without a Daytona victory... b..b..b..bummer!



Does that mean he's retiring after this year? Can we be so lucky?


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Does that mean he's retiring after this year? Can we be so lucky?

I thought I just read that on another site... the motosports.com site. Anyway, I know you may not be a big fan of RW's but take a few minutes to check out his website Rusty Wallace - select the Broadband Version (of course). This is one of the best user interface designs I have ever seen... it's like somehting I have had in my mind for years but have never been able to get out into a working flash file... and now here it is on RW's site... I love it!
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Anyway, I know you may not be a big fan of RW's but take a few minutes to check out his website Rusty Wallace - select the Broadband Version (of course). This is one of the best user interface designs I have ever seen... it's like somehting I have had in my mind for years but have never been able to get out into a working flash file... and now here it is on RW's site... I love it!




That is a pretty slick site, Love. But my guess is Rusty didn't have anything to do with its creation. I read an article he wrote once and a third grader could write better.


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That is a pretty slick site, Love. But my guess is Rusty didn't have anything to do with its creation. I read an article he wrote once and a third grader could write better.



In the United States of Nascar 3rd grade equivalency is king.Image

I realize that was almost a rip-off of Tom Wait's, "In the land of the blind, One-Eyed Jack is king..."
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