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http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/nat_world/030905_APnat_brownies.html

A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

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Azz you see darvijen, nobody here wants to risk touching THIS topic
without their mouths being washed out with ..
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I'm not sure if 'frosted' is the right word. 'Coated' or 'splat...'

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Azz you see darvijen, nobody here wants to risk touching THIS topic..


I will, heh heh!
Semen's good for ya, Manny. Full of proteins, vitamins, minerals and essential amino acids.
A typical ejaculation can contain up to 5 mg of zinc!

Not only that, it makes girrls happy!
"Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't."
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2457




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Azz you see darvijen, nobody here wants to risk touching THIS topic..


I will, heh heh!



then, if that's the case why doesn't Starbucks just put in a creme machine and
a KreME machine. Patron discretion advised.
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Hah! Love it Manny! Could be kinda painful for you guys tho if ya accidentally dipped ya willies in a cup of really hot coffee tho..
Kinda reminds me of one of Ms G's stories:

When we met the next week, I was only too pleased to confirm that the soreness of his cracker and his memory loss were entirely due to him "having shagged me senseless for three days and nights". To add credence to this story, I should explain that I had previously steeped his hideous yule log in a cup of very hot coffee so that it might have the authentic rawness which I am told results from such a sexual marathon.

Anyone want stuffing?

Heh heh! ;-)


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well .. darvijen .. i guess you've got a hit thread afterall.

icing ..

what's NEXT .. wait .. don't answer that Mz Banks, JJ, god, Jen, MB, please don't ..

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P*s .. good story Mz g. Mom would kill me if

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what's NEXT .. wait .. don't answer that Mz Banks..


Too late! Lemmee see..icing. Do you mean like when ya go down on a guy with ice cubes in ya mouth and then change over to hot coffee halfway through? Or..when he covers you in Ben and Jerry and licks it off - reallll slowwwly?

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P*s .. good story Mz g. Mom would kill me if
bawdy link


Only if you were wearing her pantyhose when ya were reading it like this guy:


Serial Killer upset at Dumb Nickname


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well .. darvijen .. i guess you've got a hit thread afterall.



Woo hoo!
Took awhile for the thread to reach its climax, but once it did, watch out...

we've completely ruined the sheets.



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we've completely ruined the sheets.


They're completely ruined!!! It's like... like.. one big WET SPOT! WTG darviJen... Nice thread!!!



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