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Ok Pope. April Fool's joke's over. You can get up now .. Pope? Pope?? MEDIC??!
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A Special Farewell To Producio

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           "CASO!"

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we're all going to hell in an ISWG basket for this Pope bashing Mr C. You bring the gatorade, I'll bring the sunscreen (SP 4000).

Darvijen? How are you in the chips department?
JJ you can bring the Bud Lite AND mastermind our escape plot back to the surface.
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He isn't really dead... he was assimilated:

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MEET POPEQUTAS!!!


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Darvijen? How are you in the chips department?




Pringles or Frito Lay?

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Darvijen? How are you in the chips department?


Pringles or Frito Lay?



How about it Beelzebub. Pringles or Frito Lay?

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Pringles of course. NO. Wait. Can I change my answer to Frito Lay?
Darn .. I can't decide. Can we have both darvijen? I'll knock a trillion years off your sentence.
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Pringles of course. NO. Wait. Can I change my answer to Frito Lay?
Darn .. I can't decide. Can we have both darvijen? I'll knock a trillion years off your sentence.



Oh, I suppose so. But none of those fat free crappy chips.

And definitely no salt and vinegar flavor. I'd rather screw myself silly with your red hot pitchfork than eat salt and vinegar chips.


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.. definitely no salt and vinegar flavor. I'd rather screw myself silly with your red hot pitchfork than eat salt and vinegar chips.



Satan gives you an applaud for that one darvijen. Now. Will there be jpegs or mpegs of that actual red-hot pitchfork "event"?
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HINT : The correct answer is, like in that Grey Poupon mustard commercial,

"But of Course"

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The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment.

The Pope is horrified and wants to know why he doesn't have the penthouse apartment, which is huge.

Saint Peter informs him that the resident of the penthouse is a lawyer.

"A lawyer," says the Pope. "But I'm the Pope, surely I'm more important."

"With respect Sir," says Saint Peter, "We have lots of Pope's up here, but we only have ONE lawyer!"

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Badumm Cha!
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"We have lots of Pope's up here, but we only have ONE lawyer!"
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Is that the UK version of "Baa DA Dum" ?
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