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Stop me if you've heard this one. Former Pope John Paul walks into this bar in heaven and goes
"Jesus Juice spritzer please".
The bartender Ronald Reagan goes,
"Looks Like you've had one too MANY j j spritzers Pope"
John Paul, still a bit groggy from just being buried in THREE coffins goes,
"_________________________________________"
(Fill in the blank. Funniest entry gets)
(a PopeMobile courtesy of Oprah and Pontiac)
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Re: the POPE thread .. for those who dare
"Jesus Juice spritzer please".
The bartender Ronald Reagan goes,
"Looks Like you've had one too MANY j j spritzers Pope"
John Paul, still a bit groggy from just being buried in THREE coffins goes,
"You forget my dear Ronny, M J spritzers have depleated the Vienna Boy's Choir, so, make it a double."
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I'd applaud you for that one god but we have to keep you at a perfectly balanced
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Re: the POPE thread .. for those who dare
Pope - "If you can remember how many spritzers you served me, I'll tell you if I remember drinking them"
Doesn't quite work but hey... umm...
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Re: the POPE thread .. for those who dare
Former Pope John Paul walks into this bar in heaven and goes
"Jesus Juice spritzer please".
The bartender Ronald Reagan goes,
"Looks Like you've had one too MANY j j spritzers Pope"
John Paul, still a bit groggy from just being buried in THREE coffins goes,
(in his best Ronald Reagan voice),
"Well..., then..., how about a shot of liquid aluminum?"
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"I'm Abdul "Ben" Camel, and I approved this Message!"
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Re: the POPE thread .. for those who dare
So many excellent entries I don't know HOW a winner can be chosen. Since all of us entrants are all going to blazes anyway for dis'n the Pope, we'll run the contest for a few more CPU cycles. Besides .. Ophra, Pontiac and the FTC don't quite have the grand prize ready just yet.
Don't worry .. Ophra says you won't have to pay taxes on the PopeMobile if you win it.
just yet
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